split chicken

Female sprawled out with vagina showing for all to see

She was laid up on the bed like a split chicken.

by anonymous November 28, 2023

Split the sea

Use windmill

You can split the sea using windmills

by Cody5050 January 29, 2022

Split Herpes Soup

The thick, chunky discharge resulting from a bad case of the aforementioned sexually transmitted disease.
(see also: Chlamydia Chowder)

"I had to change underwear seven times already today because of some serious split herpes soup."

by buttfinger December 9, 2013

Lickety-split

When you spread a pair of buttcheeks and lick the bung!

I made her squurm when I did the lickety-split to her ass!

by Orofinofarmer April 13, 2022

Split gate

a slang for defloration

"Do you jack off to split gate hentai?"
"the game has hentai?"
"no, split gate, it has a space in the middle, its a slang for defloration"
"what"

by itchywetscrotum March 11, 2022

Split Bricks

Wen You Finna Straight Hood In The Streets It Get Too Surreal And Oblique All In All Shock Of Disbelief, Feeling Of Casualty Agony, Thoughts Of Atrocious Animosity, and “I Love Yous”. Is Just A Nice Way Of Saying ShutUp. Reoccurring Memories Of Child Abuse. Too Much To Soak in The Process of a Living Fantasy; Nightmare When You Still wake Of No Sleep, Invalid Intolerance Then Seeing Shadowy Figures Wen The Lights Be Off NGL No Cap (FR) FR (For Real)

Buddy Boi: Ayye Bro Was Up You Straight Gotta Talk A Few Dem Circles?

That Guy: Naw Man These Split Bricks Finna Jabbin At Me Again. Got Me Trippin Up My Conscience Like, I Have 2 Scenarios 1 of My Expectation what I want Then the other 1 Reality Check where I gotta glimpse at a near day déjà vu But From Tomorrow. Gettin Ready To Finna Split The Bricks In half so it can be gone DidDone Delt Wit Finna My Heart in my stomach of Guilt But What I Do. It Like Off All The People I Met Where I Met It altered. Then I Be Half Asleep I see my room On the left then a cousins room on the right Then I walk into a wall.

Buddy Boi: Bummer

by Pyre No Chill October 19, 2020

Split finger fastball

When you make the peace sign while inside her pussy and you rapidly teabag her forehead til she passes out

I gave this girl a split finger fastball and after three strikes she was out

by DeRayLa June 16, 2022