olympic sperm 

your sperm is olympic, it can swim through any internal organs, it can hurdle any course, it is a mutant type of sperm, when contacted with,you will be impregnated immediatley, whether male or female this sperm is dangerous, beware of Martin Barr, he has an army of children, we belive there are thousands but there may be more, if you are a victim let us know!!!!

human olympic sperm, impregnates monkeys!

olympic sperm by random act of God!! July 20, 2006

Little Sperm Thrombosis 

This is when you use the "withdrawel method" During sex.
Your boyfriend pulls out his mr benjamin and flaps it onto your stomach and cums.
The little sperm start to throb on the girls stomache causing "Little Sperm Thrombosis"!

Luke: Im coming babe!
Nat: Well Get it out then!!
Luke: What?? (orgasmic)
Nat: I dont want to be preggers!
Luke: Ok (flaps it out)
Nat: Thanks babe!
Luke: Im still gunna come though!
Nat: My mouths open!
Luke: (releaved) Too Late!
Nat: Aww Look at the little sperm!
Luke: Aww! Its Little Sperm thrombosis!
Nat: Bless!

Little Sperm Thrombosis by x-Kaylzz-x January 22, 2008

iced sperm 

ice cream, or corpse ejaculate

lets' go down to cold bone and get some iced sperm!

the necrophiliac milked some iced sperm out of the corpse

ah need me some iced sperm

iced sperm by michael foolsley January 5, 2010

poison sperm 

The sperm that evil horse obsessed men release during sexual intercourse

Nervous Mule:"Fuck, you got your poison sperm all over my sheets you cunt!"

Mother:" Son, your a bad egg, Poison sperm..."

poison sperm by Miguel Sanpadros April 21, 2006

spooky sperm 

A group of pumpkin seeds spread out on a tray. Typically during the Halloween season.

Hey Kate, tonight’s Halloween Special is Spooky Sperm! OMG I love pumpkin seeds!

spooky sperm by KennethG November 6, 2020

Shakel's Sperm 

The fastest sperm in the entire world

"Shakel's sperm is faster than the speed of light!"

Shakel's Sperm by DuckyDuck784 December 9, 2012

powerful sperm 

a term used for when a guy gets a girl pregnant easily.

Girl 1: Yo you know that girl Sonya? she's pregnant a-gain by Ray.

Girl 2: For real??? how many kids she have?

Girl 1: This is #3 on the way.

Girl 1: Damn her man got some powerful sperm.

powerful sperm by i. rathernotsay September 6, 2011