Smurf day

When you are feeling blue and decide to not go to work but to spend the day doing your favorite things with a friend.

Nikki and Brian called in they must be taking a Smurf day.

by Jbrooksie711 August 16, 2024

Feeding bologna to the smurfs

When your smurf becomes hungry and needs his daily bologna

I walcked into ,y dad feeding bologna to the smurfs. Someone please bleach my eyes

by Bolognasmurf October 29, 2018

Smurfed

Blueballing someone so bad they resemble Papa Smurf.

“She’s been Smurfing Levi for 4 months now”

“You really gonna Smurf me like that?”

“Damn, I feel so Smurfed right now”

by Cazz February 10, 2021

smurfing

engaging in sexual activities or flirting with people younger than you.

what did you do this weekend?
i went smurfing with tp villain at that place where the 19 year olds drink with tpvillain

by tpvillain February 17, 2025

smokin a smurf

The word is originated from the Latin word "Smookin" which means to inhale marijuana that has been rolled in paper. also known as a fat blunt.
smokin a smurf is commonly used as a slang word smoking weed. However the creator of the phrase is unknown is is still widely used.

it is currently illegal to be smokin a smurf

by FrEmXBiggy May 7, 2011

Smurf farts

Tide Pod suppositories, an anally inserted Tide Pod

Brody and I are going to be doing some Smurf farts after we blow the hockey team, there’s room in the Geo Metro if you’d like to join.

by Curly MFN B June 6, 2018

Smurfing

In gaming, too play in a ranked division in a respective game that is much lower than your own allowing you to perform exceedingly well.

Damn man that player is smurfing we cant win

by BabyLayla December 13, 2019