Beef-skeet

A malformed vagina. One that doesn’t have a medical issue, but is noticeably wrong.

Beware that bitch, heard she has beef-skeet.

by Clicker clack August 27, 2019

skeet sling

When you have some jizz on your hand and you flick or sling it off

Bae: Shit I have some cum on my hand babe

Brah: Hit the ole skeet sling

Bae: yeet

by Jimmy Orangeblossom July 15, 2016

Air Skeet

The act of miming the motion of a male masturbating, and continuing said act with the motions of hypothetically projectile-ejaculating towards a specific target.

...did you just air skeet at me?

by Fiaro October 29, 2010

Skeet Stouche

Semen spread across the upper lip that forms a "moustache" made of ejaculate.

" I pulled out my cock and released my load over her top lip, producing a thick Skeet Stouche"

by corndog1111 May 17, 2016

Girl Skeet

a girl having a orgasm
''brother i'm gonna cum''

''brother i'm gonna cum/ Skeet} ''
skeetGirl meaning a ejaculation.
A-ahh im gonna girl skeet my dude

by ᖘιɛ#7950 July 20, 2020

skeet sheetz

Special blend of blankets and sheets used during sexual intercourse to soak up female climaxing body fluids... So u don't soak up the mattress...because towels don't work

Wife: I'm horny and the kids are sleep

Husband: Ok get the skeet sheetz and put them on the couch so u don't climax all over the cushions again

Wife: Lol ok 😊!!!!!! It's not my fault Tho

Husband: I kno... Now come over here and let me squeeze on den white booty cheeks

by mr dangling July 21, 2016

Lake Skeet

The bubbles that form on the shore of a lake.

Quit throwin lake skeet at me!

by Zander155 August 22, 2008