Shake Hands with Beef

The act of wanking it, jerking off, or masturbating as it is most commonly called.

Im gonna go shake hands with beef before we hit the road, I don't want to have to sperm it up on the way.

by Ginkyzord October 12, 2006

Shake and Bake

Refers to a quote someone says when somebody is extremely confident about something.

Jack shoots a half court shot, " shake and bake son"
Tom gets lucky with lucy " shaaake annd baaakee"

by Drymartini December 16, 2012

two shakes of a lambs tail

Soon. Originally from areas in Yorkshire and Wales. Spread throughout the Southern Hemisphere in the nineteenth and twentieth centuries, mostly in parts of Australia and the whole of New Zealand.

Kiwi #1, "Hey bru, have you finished with that beautiful young sheep? Is it my turn yet?"
Kiwi #2, "Yeah cuz, just gimme two shakes of a lamb's tail to clean myself up here. Primo Flossy."

by The Strut September 29, 2004

Strawberry Shake

1. Have sex with a girl on her period
2. Cum inside
3. Give her a strong hug and shake her up
4. Get a straw, stick it in her, and suck up your "Strawberry Shake"

A strawberry shake is not something you want from Steak n' Shake, but it is the special this month.

by Dick Walski July 28, 2010

shake and bake

Slang term for the process of making homemade crystal meth. Very popular in rural states such as Tennessee and Kentucky. Ingredients consist of several household chemicals mixed with crushed up cold pills containing ephedrine in a 2 liter soda bottle. See also pillbilly.

Did you here about those stupid pillbillys from Tennessee? They were making some shake and bake in the back seat of their car, and the bottle exploded.

by thebasher November 11, 2009

ovary shaker

A man that ocassionaly or at all times leaves females with ovary pain days after performing hardcore sex to her.

Girlfriend, that guy is an ovary shaker.

by Rocky Serrano July 16, 2008

Vulcan Hand Shake

verb. (sexual act)

To please a woman by spreading your hand in a V and placing 2 fingers in her puckered dumpling, and 2 in her meat wallet, then shaking vigorously until she cums. At the moment of orgasm, proclaim, "Live long and prosper!"

Not to be confused with star trekking, which is to have sex with an anal virgin, and thereby, "To boldly go where no man has gone before."

She looked pleased to meet me, but what pleased her more was the Vulcan Hand Shake.

by Antenna Wilde March 10, 2009