seasonal penis

a penis that sprouts only in December month.

I belong in the month of December, but not in any other month. I am not a holiday. What am I? ANSWER: seasonal penis

by Brad~COLDpeppa July 8, 2021

seasonally ethnically ambiguous

When the shade of your skin changes significantly between seasons enough that people can't pin down what ethnicity you might be.

Person A: "Oh Man, it's winter again. People can't tell if I'm brown enough to be racist to or white enough to be polite to"

Person B: "Dammit! I know what you mean. We're both so seasonally ethnically ambiguous"

by epiwonk July 20, 2021

Seasonal release

A limited release of a generic, pretentious beer from your local wanky craft brewery. Only limited because everyone realises it's shit, so won't drink it again.

Wanky craft brewery: What did you make of our seasonal release?

Customer: It tastes like ass - same as last year's.

by Awkwardsosig October 12, 2021

semjon

He is an Amazing person, very beautiful, nice and loving person. Semjon is cute in every way he alway makes everyone laugh. He is very very creative and you can always trust him and he makes you feel save. HIS BODY IS PERFECT LIKE HIS SOUL. Semjon deserves the world. He is the best friend you can have and will always be loyal. You days will automatically be better if you have him in you life. Semjon is also smart and if you are the lucky girl he chose you should do everything to keep him and me sure he always feels loves because he is the best person that lives in this universe,

OMG look at this perfect boy!! WHO IS HE ?
Seem like a semjon

by <808 November 21, 2021

sensodunz

Someone who actively chooses to use sensodyne toothpaste over Colgate not only for brushing teeth but for shampoo, conditioner and shower gel. This is a person whose personality is gradually engulfed by the white gel itself.

She uses sensodyne to wash her armpits? She is such a sensodunz.

by ColgateGang November 7, 2021

samsonntf

TikTok user “samsonntf” is a very nice person, he will always be cool 😎

Person 1: OH MY GOD IS THAT “samsonntf?!”
samsonntf: yes am cool

by samsonntf November 23, 2021

Seasoning pack

Slang used to describe condoms since they both usually come in square packs

Last night with shawty was crazy I had to pull out the seasoning pack

by Jay breezy makes it easy February 21, 2022