Scrap my Kraut

German colloquial term for rubbing one out AKA whacking it.

Claus von Shnitzlenazi: Wilhelm, we need to come back to the kitchen, quit scrapping your kraut!
Wilhelm Gouttenburg: Gimme a sec Claus! I need to scrap my kraut to these naked pictures of your sister, Hilda!

by shazzzzzam August 13, 2012

Scrapbook Parchment

The correct and significantly less lame term for the paper used in scrapbooks

"Yeah man that's some might hella scrapbook parchment you got there. Where'd ya get it?"

by katchanmeow March 20, 2014

Scrapbookers

Two lesbians (also known as "scissor buddies") that have intercourse

Those girls are definitely scrapbookers.

by ThatShiKrey March 30, 2015

scrape in

To join in with a conversation uninvited and kill the conversation in the process

He just scrape in and now I can't remember what I was going to say

by Gold Pants May 1, 2015

Scrap Man's Banquet

A party or gathering at which you are spoilt for choice in terms of both sexual desires/fantasies, and stimulants/toxicants.

I once had a threesome with an asian transexual midget and a Nicola Sturgeon lookalike. It was a veritable Scrap Man's Banquet

by SV Limited August 25, 2015

Scrapple

Vrb: To scrapple
When you're playing scrabble and you pick more than seven letters and then put back the letters you don't want leaving you with seven good letters.

Whilst Susan wasn't paying attention Billy scrappled his way into getting a 32 pointed word.

Dylan was 40 points ahead so I had to scrapple for a decent word.

by Ginganinja640 April 30, 2016

scraple

staple scraps, usually bent.

When you remove a staple, it becomes a scraple.

by Ae5Ea8 September 24, 2016