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Saint Mark

Saint Mark/St. Mark (n/Proper Noun)

//Disambiguation: unrelated to Saint Mark from 12 A.D. timeframe or any other historical/fictional Saint Mark.//
Not much is recorded in the annals of history on Saint Mark, though researchers and conspiracy theorists surmise that he is of Appalachian descent, possibly from West Virginia, and born in the '60s or '70s, probably during the on-location filming of the movie Deliverance (1972) starring pork lover Ned Beatty. Saint Mark is the patron saint of smelling ones own farts.
The Jubilee of Saint Mark, or Saint Mark's Day, is traditionally recognized on March 12th (February 30th in Canada), and celebrates individuals passing gas into a cupped hand and immediately bringing the cupped hand to one's nose for a deep inhale. Other celebrants of Saint Mark's Day choose to float air biscuits into a mason jar which is then closed for use later. Both techniques are recognized as valid homage to Saint Mark.

Trivia related to Saint Mark's Day:
The eve of Saint Mark's Day sees a rise in the consumption of beans, legumes, broccoli, cabbage and dairy products. It is also one of (R)Taco Bell's busiest evenings of the year. And finally, for reasons unknown, the day after Saint Mark's Day is the top day for worldwide gross sales of new/packaged underwear and lower undergarments.
Person 1: Hey man, happy Saint Mark's Day to you!
Person 2: Thanks, bruh. I had an extra protein shake in honor of ol' St Marky-Mark
Person 1: Oooh...BET!
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Saint

J is always been a “Saint”, He always keeps his word.
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saint raphaelas

The sluttiest nuns of south dublin. A bunch of weirdos that think they’re the shit. Fake north dublin accents are key
Guy 1: oh did you hear about that slut in Saint Raphaelas

Guy 2: sorry who
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Saint Mary Magdalene

Saint Mary Magdalene is a preppy catholic school, where my cousin goes. It's in Delco, and if you don't know what that is, fuck you. They are all stood up cunt bags and have big ass houses in developments. They usually go to Cardinal " O'whora" and try getting hammered every night. To sum it up, they are all faggots.
"Oh... that kid goes to Saint Mary Magdalene. He's a rich cunt.
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Saint-of-Saints

Pronunciation: /seɪnt əv seɪnts/ (This is a suggested phonetic pronunciation)
Definition:
1. Saint-of-Saints (phrase, proper noun) - In biblical comprehension, specifically within the Old Testament, the Saint-of-Saints signifies the saintly and sacred place. It is a place of extreme sanctity, reserved for the most divine presence, a Saintly Place of Saints.
Significance:
• It identifies “Saint-of-Saints” as a significant term within the Old Testament religious context.
• It highlights its importance as a location of extreme sacredness and sanctity.
• It emphasizes its exclusivity as a place reserved for the divine.
• It implies a unique degree of sacredness beyond a typical sacred place.
Examples:
• “The Saint-of-Saints was the most revered space in the entire temple.”
• “Only a select few were permitted to enter the Saint-of-Saints.”
• “The Saint-of-Saints was considered to be a direct connection to the divine.”
• “The story of the Saint-of-Saints is an important aspect of biblical comprehension.”
• “The Saint-of-Saints is described with specific and detailed instructions of how to construct and treat the location.”
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Saint joseph

Guy who believed his wife had sex with a ghost, while the cunt had another man's seed, most probably a Chad.
LOL Saint Joseph, Marie's wife, is suck a cuckold
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