Uncle Stroking

Uncle stroking is an ancient technique of pleasuring oneself in which the male places his penis in between 2 rough, cubical ancient stones. The stones must be in cube form and must be handheld, otherwise the process will not work. After placing the penis in between the stones, you push them together to create an extreme force that results in the deforming of the penis and said penis begins to bleed. After this step, you move the stones forward and back in a masturbating form, using your own blood as a lubricant to make the uncle stroking even more pleasurable than it is.

"Sorry, I can't fuck tonight, my dick hurts so much from uncle stroking last night."

"I just discovered uncle stroking and it's the greatest thing ever!"

by uncle_stroking_lover May 22, 2024

Stroke

A medical condition where poor blood flow results in cell death.

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by NeedForSpeed2004 September 18, 2020

Mid-stroke voice

When you’re choking the chicken and your voice starts to sound different.

Ryan: Yo Nate, we need to beat this level.
Nate: YeAh.
Ryan: Nate I hear your mid-stroke voice.

by Phnx563 May 16, 2025

Stroke wagon

Someone who is really stupid and doesn’t know what there taking about and is always talking out there ass

You have no idea what your talking about you stroke wagon

by anonymous April 2, 2024

Diff’rent Stroked

The act of being masterbated by the cast members of the hit 80’s tv show, Diff’rent Strokes.

Man 1: Hey bro, remember the time we took our acting careers to the next level and were extras on Diff’rent Strokes?

Man 2: Boy do I! I remember when Kimberly, Arnold, and Mrs. Garrett took down my pants and Diff’rent Stroked me and I accidentally jizzed on Willis and Mr. Drummond. They were so smooth I never knew who’s turn it was. I couldn’t tell the Diff’rence!

by Hal L April 30, 2021

Stroke

Taking your sweet time because your getting paid by the hr

John is such a clock stroke.he has been working on the same thing all morning.

by Tommy2gun December 16, 2019

Soap n stroke

To soap n stroke, is to get your partner in the shower. then fling soap in their eyes. While their disorientated start to fondle them aggressively.

Example: friend. "Why are Tyler's eyes so red?" Sam. "tyler was taking a shower, so I hoped in and gave him the old "soap n stroke

by Dickfarted May 10, 2024