SUICIDE SQUIRREL

The squirrel with a death wish, that chews through live wires and runs in front of cars, that fall from trees and power lines.

Often found unmarred in the street.
I had almost made it home when that SUICIDE SQUIRREL caused my accident.
by amiibootoyou November 04, 2010
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dirt squirrel

A very specific group of attractive young women in their early twenties from norfolk county. Dirt squirrels are intelligent, sexy, funny, and loyal friends who like to party hard and get "rooked" on occasion. These dirt squirrels can be categorized further depending on their squirrelish qualities (for example: mama squirrel, sexy squirrel, stoner squirrel etc.). Also famously known for being way better than any pack of dirty wolves.
" I love you all my dirty dirt squirrel"
by dirtiestdirtsquirrel October 25, 2011
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Dirt Squirrel

A typically shorter, unkempt, unwashed, tatted-up individual who will more than likely fuck you in the ass and steal your wallet. May go by the first name Simon or Tom.
"You're gonna have to buy my lunch today, I went home with a dirt squirrel last night"
by GLfoLife April 30, 2013
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Squirrel fucker

Someone who is so despicable and awful that they would probably fuck squirrels if given the chance. The sort of person with a disregard for the people around them and treat people like their nothing and doesn't care about the consequences. Pretty much on the same levels of a douchebag and just above being an asshole.
Girl 1: Did you hear that Justin Beiber spat on his fans from a balcony and laughed about it

Girl 2: I did, seriously what a Squirrel fucker

Girl 1: yep, glad I was never a Belieber to begin with

Girl 2: Same here
by Bookworm451 July 31, 2013
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Squirrel Balloon

When you pour hydrofluoric acid into the mouth of a dead squirrel, seal the mouth, then put helium up its butthole, seal the butthole, then put a string on its tail.
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Squirrel Helmets

When one masturbates furiously and at the point of ejaculation, pulls ones foreskin over the head to catch all the semen. Then leave it to hard, peel it off and give it to a squirrel to wear on its head.
Squirrel Helmets
by CaptainBouncyTits July 30, 2011
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squirrel knuckle

I live in squirrel knuckle Pa
by unanamous0004 September 01, 2009
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