sperm

a sperm has a head, neck, middle piece and a tail. in sexual intercourse, about 300 millions of sperm comes out and enters in vagina and then starts to fertilize.
sperms are stored in testes and more sperm creates in testes too
in ejaculation, sperm comes out from dick
boy: hey let's start sexual intercourse
girl: yes
*boy starts to penetrate girl*
girl: more harder
*sperms comes out from dick and enters in vagina and starts to fertilize*
by mewsem October 12, 2022
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Sperm

Something thats creamy and white
Babe My sperm is white and creamy do you want some?
by Creamy white nut April 25, 2022
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I cummed in my girl last night

I put my sperm in my girl last night
by BIGPUSSYDESTROYER25 November 24, 2021
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You were once sperm. I was once sperm. The person that made your sperm was once sperm. The person who made the sperm of the person who made your sperm was once sperm. Fuck it, we were all once sperm. Sperm is the little white substance known for its ovular "body" and thin, squiggly tail. You don't want to know where it comes from. Well screw you, you're gonna have to in order to get this stupid ass definition done and over with. *deep breath* It comes from your dad's dick to your mom's vagina so it can reach the egg while 69ing. So yes, we're all essentially just white piss from your dad, in a way. I know. I threw up in my mouth several times while I was writing this just as you did as you are reading it. Your sperm, once ejaculated into your mother, breaks out in a life or death race (in quite the most literal sense) against about 500 million other sperm to fertilize the egg. The "winner" of this race, also known as "The Golden Sperm", fertilizes the egg so your fetus can grow inside. Once the egg is reached by The Golden Sperm, it for some god-stupid-fucking damn-probably-messed-up-as-shit-yet-undiscovered reason shoots out tsunamis of Genocide Acid and kills all 500 million of your friends before they're even born. Yet you wonder why you have no friends today. But on the bright side of this, just remember you are one in 500 million.
Science/Biology Teacher: What are we?
Nerd: Homosapi-
Me: Sperm
Science/Biology Teacher: oO_Oo
by YourTypicalOnlineMemer October 09, 2022
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nickname given to Jordan Thomas Cooper by NFL Player Andre Ellington. Cooper is the first Bush worker that happened to be black to be requested on social media by a Bush Family book author. Cooper was requested to be added on Linkedin.com by Dr. Matthew Corriga an author of a Jeb Bush book.
Sperm was requested by UNF Professor Corriga because of his professional work for the Bush Family.
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a plate of rice is considered sperm rice is considered as a seed.
by batman and umpire atagachu January 11, 2022
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• The unwanted product of copulation, makes babies.
- Joe, you have sperm on your face!
- That's because your mom doesn't swallow.
by kubik2233 March 22, 2017
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