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Sleeping Bag Syndrome

An extreme fetish or sick mental twist that affects certain people. When these people affected see an ugly person, someone so ugly that NO ONE would have sex with them even under extreme intoxication, they begin to fantasize what measures would need to be taken in order to lay the unfortunate looking person. The most extreme situation (where the syndrome got its name) is when the person would only be able to lay them by sticking the person into a sleeping bag entirely, zipping it up over thier body, and cutting a hole where thier crotch is, humping and having sex with the live person inside of the bag.
1) "There is no way in hell I would do old lady!", G-Man proclaimed."That is...unless...I apply my sleeping bag syndrome."
2) The man infected with sleeping bag syndrome jammed the ugly midget into the sleeping bag, zipped it up, and humped it while simotaneously throwing up in disgust.
by Ashley the Amazing July 17, 2006
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sleepy girl

A girl that uses social media and sleeps all day. She may also be very quiet, sweet and/or small

(Not to be confused with - lazy)
Amy's a sleepy girl Im not worried about her cheating on me!
by Evvysgottem March 3, 2017
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Big Sleezy

1.)Pulling a sneaky maneuver in which you are the main beneficiary
2.) A rap group which has produced several #1 hits including "Donovan" and "Whoawhoawhoa". Tour around the world but as of 3/22/10 the group is on "indefinite hiatus"
1.) Taking the last pack of a friends easy mac, which is a big sleezy move. But then leave the empty box on the shelf and make it appear that there were more easy macs inside the box.

2.) When the light right before brennan estates turns red (before you get to the summit bridge) make a right into the neighborhood and make a U turn as soon as you do, the people you cut in front of have to wait 2 more lights before they get the Green = brilliant
by alldaboys March 23, 2010
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x more sleeps

The number of days until an event. If you're a cretin.
OMG only x more sleeps until I can see Coldplay
by grumpy_quim July 29, 2012
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gay sleeve

-noun
Sleeves of a short sleeve shirt that are too short, and only cover about 25% of the upper arm.

This happens many times when guys wear girls shirts. Or when attempting to show off "guns".
d00d this shirt really shows off my barbed wire arm band tattoo...

d00d u got gay sleeve. >.>
by U-R March 20, 2009
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Sleepgasm

The instantaneous transition from orgasm to sleep. The sleepgasm is an evolutionary trait that male humans have adopted. Being able to fall asleep very quickly after sex made mating much easier by not having to talk to the woman after mating. Sleepgasming could increase a males mating frequency ten folds by not having to listen to that stupid bull shit pillow talk.
Jane was very mad at John for having a sleepgasm before she came.
by rugger4life10 November 10, 2009
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wizard sleeves

Curiously large and therefore flappy, vagina lips.
"That bird last night was equipped with some monstrous wizard sleeves!"

Friend 1 - "What was her minge like?"
Mentally Scarred Friend - "Her pish flaps were huge!"
Friend 2 - "Wizard sleeves!"
by Gr8 October 28, 2007
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