Carpet-Sampler

A woman that has an affinity for the vagina.
To put it bluntly, a lesbian.

Shiela likes vagina. Therefore, Shiela is a carpet-sampler.

by TokyoGoreFest November 6, 2008

Egg Sample

An egg sample is a sample of egg you may receive at a grocery store, or more likely, Costco.

Also a term used by Tony Biebls when they don't know how to spell example.

"Excuse me sir, would you like an Egg Sample?"

"No thank you, I'm a vegan."

by KiN.KiLLA. March 3, 2009

Urine Sample

Peeing in a Cup

I had to give a Urine Sample in order to get the job as Santa Clause at the mall.

by ClassGuy December 30, 2010

Skeva Sampler

Pick your ass, scratch your balls, scrape your chode, pick your earwax, pick your nose, ...then eat it.

Back in high school, Michael was caught eating his favorite treat, The Skeva Sampler.

by Little Nikki Lowery October 19, 2013

Simpleton

Any individual who has an intelligence below yours. Usually used to described bums, uncomplicated and simple individuals, along with a great majority of the female population.

Why are these simpletons unable to understand non complex ideas such as me being better than them?

by Marc Christian September 26, 2008

Simplicate

Verb.

Turning something simple into something complicated by over-analyzing or over-working it.

Jerry simplicated a perfectly good peanut butter and jam sandwich by adding honey and bananas to it.

I hate the colour I painted the bedroom, let's simplicate things by tearing down the whole house and rebuilding a new one instead of repainting it.

by Sarah_Clay July 24, 2008

simile tourettes

the process of using like after every 3 words.

Sally: So like I went to like the mall yesterday and bought like three or five like useless things.

Mike: Bitch you've got simile tourettes.

by derpherpherpderp March 28, 2011