Shrek Dick Candle

A green candle representing an increase of 20% or more on a stocks trading chart. A massive green bar similar to the erect shaft of Shrek’s member.

Woah! EOSE closed with a massive Shrek dick candle today!

by Shrieked January 30, 2025

Shrek

He's Love. He's Life.

I saw shrek and knew what i had to do.

by savagery696910 July 13, 2016

Shrek

The hunkiest most delicious man I've ever tasted in my life. He absolutely a monster when it comes to having fun in the swamp. He likes his woman like he likes his onions (white, juicy, and spicy,). Hes the biggest HOTTEST ogre youve ever seen.

Little girl on the streets - Shrek is the tastiest man alive.
Old man - I bet he is. I need a man like him.
Little girl on the streets - HES MINE BACK OFFF.

by Shrek4L April 11, 2024

SHREK

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by MemesMemes April 12, 2022

Shrek

The most amazing and beautiful creature to ever exist. Hot. Sexy. Too perfect for this world. Also my future husband. Back off ladies he’s mine.

Female: Is that Shrek?
Me: Yeah back off hoe

by Donya Ren May 13, 2019

Shrek 2020

a lie told to Millennials and Gen Z to get their hopes up for the greatest movie of all time

“Shrek 2020: It’s not ogre yet”

by love you 3000 November 29, 2019

shrek

shrek is a alien mother fucker

shrek mother fucker

by lamuel spaing July 24, 2022