by udz2735 November 13, 2018
The thing that you have when you’re not close to your house and you have to connect to the mall’s shit wifi
by Kassidy69 February 27, 2019
when youre listening to your ipod on shuffle and you keep skipping songs because nothing good is coming on
friend: hey what cha listening to right now?
me: ugh nothing im on a shitty shuffle
friend: man, that happens to me all the time.
me: ugh nothing im on a shitty shuffle
friend: man, that happens to me all the time.
by jtplz November 20, 2013
a hand job while taking a dump
So I asked the broad if she'd lick my ass and she said "No, I won't do anything that nasty, but I'm game for handsy shitties".
by HandsyScotty February 05, 2010
Food that makes you feel unhealthy, fat or bloated. Normally packed with carbs and saturates but tantalises the tastebuds, a well deserved treat!
by D-Jesus August 03, 2015
Shitty bum is a very cheap bum
by Georginalowe308 November 21, 2021