Duck Sauce Rules

Agreed upon conditions between two opposing beer pong teams. The losing team must pick one member to imbibe a single serving packet of duck sauce from a local Chinese restaurant.

"Alex lost a game of beer pong while playing under Duck Sauce Rules. That is why he is currently vomiting on the carpet."

by Gunter McGunterson November 9, 2011

Rule Zero of the Internet

Rule zero of the internet refers to the most important rule of the internet. Don't f**k with cats.

Hey do you know rule zero of the internet? It's don't f**k with cats.

by Phenoniem January 13, 2022

School Rule One

Use common sense.

School rule one, don't tell your teacher that you're going to cheat on your test.

by issuer of school rule violatio May 6, 2009

Penis Rule

When in an argument over the attractiveness of a female with another female, a man may apply this rule to cement the fact that he's correct.

Women: Wow she is totally hot.
Guy: No, No she really isn't are you bind or something?
Women: No she really is, what's wrong with you.
Guy: Penis Rule *Points to Groin* I'm right.
Women: Damn you got me...

Ugly Chick: hehhh Are you gooys telking 'bout meh???!!?!?

by riga1tony May 27, 2009

Mitt Rumley

An alternate name for 2012 Presidential Candidate Mitt Romney. Almost exclusively used by fellow candidate Herman Cain. It is Thought that Cain is trying to trivialize Romney's run; or he is ignorant to Romney's actual name

"Mitt Rumley is a good Candidate and all, but i own some pizza joints!" - Herman Cain, on Mitt Romney

by Captain Planet Jr October 19, 2011

3 day rule

a clause in the bro code that actually consists of many subdivisions, as seen below.

For a girl that is a
9-10-you must wait 4 days before calling them.
8-9 - 3-4 days
7-8 - 3 days(most girls fall into this category hence the name)
6-7 - 2 days
5-6 - 1 day(if you call at all)
5 and below - no call at all. period.

broski: YO! i met this totally hot chick at the bar!
broseph: how hot?
broski: like a 8.5?
broseph: thats 4 days man, honnor the code.
broski: i was gonna say 3, but i guess 4 would make her feel special.
broseph: thats the intent of the 3 day rule man.

by cmxx05 January 13, 2010

Riley

The coolest person ever. Will occasionally try to bite your head off if you make him mad, but will apologize between the next 5 minutes. A boy with ghost blue eyes that could melt your heart and a crooked smile that could make you squirmy inside. Many girls fight over him, but the one girl he holds dear is the luckiest of all. Loyal to friends and won't take any crap if you talk about his family. Can keep secrets and knows how to blend in any situation. Many people want to be like him, but they don't realize how emotional he really is. He hides his feelings because he doesn't want anybody to feel the way he does. If you ever lose a Riley, it's the biggest mistake of your life!!!

Girl one:"Whos THAT!??!"
Girl two:"That kid with the cutest smile and those eyes that could kill?"

Girl one:" Must be a Riley."

by GreenEyedBeauty33 June 13, 2016