As straight as a roman road

A person who is not A Gay

Cecil: "Oh my god, I would run my beefsteak through Russell Crowe in a flash - is he A Gay?"

Jack: "No way dude, he's as straight as a roman road"

by Descriptor-General March 13, 2013

roman candle

the act of inserting a lit candle, firework, or tar dipped flaming torch into the anus, at speed so that the flame goes out upon insertion.

“dude, i gave michelle a roman candle last night. but i wasn’t fast enough, and the firework went off. She shot 4 feet in the air! she had no time to use the safe word. we’ll stick to regular bdsm i think.

by jef weulard October 16, 2021

Roman Helmet

The mushroom part of a penis

That's a stiff roman Helmet.

Get that roman helmet out of me!!

by Tim the Tool Man Taylor April 14, 2020

30 Romans

30 Romans is 30 in Roman numerals, which is XXX which is porn

Me: what are you doing?
My friend: I’m jacking off to a 30 Romans video

by xkan April 4, 2018

Roman wishing well

When she is puking into the toilet and you are doing her doggie style.

Me and Brenda went drinking last night and this morning I got a roman wishing well.

by Miss Demeanor December 16, 2023

Roman

That one annoying, but fun guy who keeps offering you to take action in activities you didn't want to in the first place

It's your cousin Roman, let's go bowling!

by RizuSnek June 6, 2018

Roman

A Young Man WHo DOesnt Speak ANy English (well some) Gets Banned On Video Games For Threats Like Death And Ip

Wow ROman Dont Pull Out The Ip Tracer

by akarobert September 25, 2020