The Roman Candle

A sex move in which a person with a functioning penis inserts PopRocks candy into their urethra while erect, inserts their penis into their partners ass, and begins to urinate during the act of penetration.

“So I was at the club last night with Brad and he told me he wants to give me The Roman Candle!”

by Bigbeefking69420 January 17, 2022

sticky roman helmet

When you give it one last yank and then tea bag someone.

Yea he left 25 mins later because he had to yank it before giving his girl a sticky roman helmet.

by caboosesam September 2, 2022

Ricardo Roman

The GAYEST most HORNIEST Man in Canoga Park

Ricardo Roman PUTO

by Lalalasmokes12 July 19, 2016

The Roman Mars paradox

The Roman Mars Paradox is a thought experiment that illustrates an apparent paradox of experiencing Roman Mars in different forms of media. In the thought experiment, Roman Mars may be considered simultaneously both attractive and unattractive as a result of being linked to the event of viewing Roman Mars.

The Roman Mars Paradox can include both of these statements.

Roman Mars is so attractive, he makes my pussy wet!

I saw Roman Mars and it made my pussy dry-up like a saltine cracker.

by BobDylan March 13, 2021

Roman

Roman is a guy that has a huge dick. You will notice his big bulge right after realizing what a smart and kind person he is. But then oh my that package, and you just forgot about his blue eyes, blond hair and what a great guy he is

Yass Roman, be my daddy

by Ruskula November 23, 2021

Roman Empire

A powerful empire that ruled over the Mediterranean for roughly 2000 years. It is considered by many historians as the most influential empire in history; as it shaped Europe as we know it.

The Roman Empire went to war with the Persians.

by SSM4 Bloopers December 21, 2022

Roman Finger

When you flip someone off but instantly regret it and try to say it was a mistake.

Joe: “Let’s go Chiefs!”
Elon: “Fuck you, go home Kansas City! 🖕🏻”
Joe: “You got something to say, tough guy?”
Elon: “NONONO IT WAS A ROMAN FINGER DUDE I SWEAR”

by lmaomeanlickmyassout January 23, 2025