Robert Ortiz

Sex on legs.
Also known as the amazing drummer of Escape the Fate, which is quite a wonderful band.

Holy shit, that's Robert Ortiz! Let's go get his autograph because he's awesome.

by it's chris crocker. March 19, 2009

German Rager

A cla$$y get together....euro style. Arrive in bold prints, neon colors donned with metallic party hats. Techno music is a must (Disco Pogo has to be played 3 times). Quality German beer and hard liquor (break out the classiest bubbly you have) are neccessities for a true rager.

Effy: Guten Tag, Katarina. German Rager tonight?

Katarina: Na ja, at the Disko! I got new floral leggings at H&M, a bauble skirt, fake glasses, and a neon tank up. SO ready to rage!

Effy: Don't forget your party hat!

by effy&&&&katarina January 16, 2011

Robert Bork

n. (Robert Heron Bork. B. 1927-)
1) Former hatchet man and acting Attourney General for President Richard Nixon.
2) Unsuccessful supreme court nominee. (See Ronald Reagan.)
3) The crunchy-looking dude on the quaker oats box.
4) Law professor, author, and famous inventor of Kentucky fried chicken.

v. (to bork. Borked)
1) v. to bork: to destroy a judicial nominee through a concerted attack on his character, background and philosophy.
2) to slander one’s character. (see swiftboat, swiftboat veterans for truth.)
3) v. bork (vulgar): a slang term for sexual intercourse.
4) pp. borked: see fucked, butfucked, royally fucked, screwed, blued and tattooed.

n. Bork
1) A mixture of beef and pork. (preferably eaten with a spork.)
2) (slang): a man's penis. (Syn. pork sword)
3) A malicious Icelandic EMO singer with a propensity for punching out reporters at airports. (See bjork)
4) One of the four most popular flavors of Ramen Noodles, along with beef, chicken, and pork.

"I can't believe my boss totally borked me with that bad reference letter!"

"Do you think we can get Robert Bork to play 'Frankie' in the new remake of 'Beach Blanket Bingo?'"

by parisofpriam February 26, 2006

Mr. Rogers

The act of changing into a new outfit upon arrival at your domicile. Often an outfit that is more comfortable and cozier.

Mr. Rogering

Pulling a Mr. Rogers.

I am going to Target for some House Shoes, they will really up my Mr. Rogering ability.

One second let me pull a Mr. Rogers and change into my comfortable house clothes.

by Lefty McBlacken November 22, 2010

Robert Paulsons

Male mammary glands which are so large, they resemble those of a woman.

That guy has the biggest pair of Robert Paulsons I've ever seen; I'd sure fucking love to motorboat those bitches.

by atomysk March 12, 2008

Kenny Rogers

That gamblin' feeling when you think you're gonna fart but you may indeed shart instead.

I had a Kenny Rogers goin' this morning but pulled through okay.

Or, my Kenny Rogers resulted in a Juice Newton.

by Spencer M. October 2, 2006

Robert E Lee

One of the greatest general's in all of history. Known for his honorable character, devotion to duty, not to mention his brilliant tactical successes in battle after battle against a stronger foe. He repeatedly won distinction for conduct and bravery during the Mexican-American War.

At the begining of the War Between the States, he was offered commands in both the Union and Confederacy, but choose to be loyal to the South as he was born in Virginia.

"They do not know what they say. If it came to a conflict of arms, the war will last at least four years. Northern politicians will not appreciate the determination and pluck of the South, and Southern politicians do not appreciate the numbers, resources, and patient perseverance of the North. Both sides forget that we are all Americans. I foresee that our country will pass through a terrible ordeal, a necessary expiation, perhaps, for our national sins"- Robert E Lee

*I believe the other poster must be thinking of General Grant who was well known for his drinking.

by OneBadAsp November 3, 2006