random

1. (The common descriptive definition) This word is sadly overused, but in the correct situation as in the example below, this is the only suitable word and it accurately and sometimes hilariously describes the situation. . . . Perhaps saying something is a non sequitur can be used in place of random in some instances.

**Anyone who would prefer only to hear and use this word only in the context particle physics needs to 1. get a life, 2. get over it, and 3. realize that this is "urban dictionary" and that the prescriptive definition should be looked for in a dictionary not here.

Teacher in front of the entire school: Good morning. How is everybody today? Good? Good! Today we are here to talk about life insurance, so let me introduce our guest Mr. Bob Fowler.

Bob: Thank you, life insurance is . . .

Student to his friend: So anyways, I was just thinking . . . wouldn't it be weird if people were made of plastic?

Student 2: Dude! Your so random . . . maybe . . . I guess . . . ? What's for lunch today?

by Elated Discord February 11, 2008

random

When does it happen? ...When does what happen? IT! Oh. That. No, those! Who? THAT! That's not what I meant. I asked second! Go burn in hell, slim jim. ...What was the question again? Screw flanders? Scew flanders.

celia_dah_walrus: Ask me if I'm a truck! ASK ME IF I'M A TRUCK!!
classified_screen_name: =/ Are you a...truck?
celia_dah_walrus: Nope. ^__^ Mwuhahaha!!!

by Bulletproof Marshmallow October 27, 2003

random

Twelve monkeys dancing on a pink trampoline whilst singing "Louie, Louie" and drinking banana daquiris. Also, Snoop Dogg is playing the bongos and discussing physics with Albert Einstein and Fred Durst in the corner of the lunchroom, eating pie, cheddar cheese, and dung beetles.

Random random random random DUCK random random random FUCK random random.

by Egyptian Feces Gones Mad, or Just to Hawaii May 19, 2004

random

Suprising, but usually awsome:)

*2 people talking about school*
Person 1: Want a doughnut?
Person 2: Wow that was random!

by Agent n00beh April 18, 2005

randomer

This was once used as a compliment to a person of how random they can be. In chatrooms often you get a rondomer who will say the most random thing possible to get noticed.

Randomer:I love to cook pie on my dogs fart vapour

by Aiden Lee November 15, 2005

random insanity

a board on game faqs that promotes stupidity

pikadeth enjoys posting on random insanity

by da cheese June 17, 2003

Random bloody stone

Er like pretty much just bits of stone of differing size/shapes and colours (hence random) used for the creation of small wells.

Lets go to homebase for some random stone.

by jimbob December 20, 2003