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Potato Printing

Pressing a wet vagina onto sexual partner's body, creating a stamp like effect of you own vagina with your come.
Ellie was potato printing on Mary's ass as she grinded on her.
by park roadie January 11, 2016
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Potato Computer

Potato computer is a term used for a weak computer that cant take much
be prepared for lag so just don't have a Potato computer
by ZanetheBane April 13, 2021
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slimy potato

When a man and a woman have just gotten out of the pool and they decide to have sex but his dick got wet in the pool so it is slimy
When we were at the rich kid's pool skinny dipping we were going to fuck on their patio table but he had a slimy potato so he fingered me with a pickle instead.
by Halfway43 April 7, 2015
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pothead potato

by Crazyhyenaowo February 28, 2017
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potato baby

A cute and gorgeous girl of Irish descent. A combination of the Irish stereotype about potatoes and her being your babe/baby.
I love Emma so much! She's my potato baby!
by a potato farmer March 14, 2017
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Potato Girl

One who's devotion for potatoes knows no bounds. She wakes up every morning, struggling to get through the day. But that potato is always there to comfort her. Potatoes provide comfort and stability for Potato Girl. Without potatoes...what is she? Just a girl...not knowing the true meaning of life.
That girl Gemma is such a Potato Girl.

Who's that independent and driven person? She must a Potato Girl .
by Sasha-Braus April 20, 2020
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Ass Potatoes

Small to large blisters, rectal warts, lesions or other growths occurring around the rectum. Their presence gives the affected area the appearance of a potato. The darkness of the rectum serving as the dark hide of the tuberous vegetable, and the warts, blisters & lesions serve as the "eyes" of the potato. If the inflicted individual has "bleached" their rectum they are then referred to as "Golden Ass Potatoes."
I was just about to perform anal sex on this hot cougar in the bed of her truck, but when she spread her cheeks I could see ass potatoes!
by Paul Hate May 22, 2011
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