post grub

Taking rips after of your juul after you eat

That burrito was delicious want to take some post grubs

by Reedlammerrr March 3, 2019

Post Billie Depression

The phase that comes after meeting Billie Eilish, where it feels as if you are missing something in your life and your organs are being ripped out of your body. You miss Billie and no longer feel whole.

Is Caitlin ok?, she was crying in her live stream last night, no shes not ok she is suffering from Post Billie Depression.

by Wet squig June 11, 2019

PostDocalypse

The cultural epoch accompanying the impending collapse in prestige of higher education as vast oversupplies of professional academicians epically fail at life vying for imaginary positions in nonexistent job markets for debt-laden intellectuals who know absolutely nothing about anything that is capable of turning a profit

“I was certain that ... once I racked up $120K in debt on 5 years of Ivy League undergrad and then wasted the earning potential of my 20’s surviving on Ramen in a post grad program preparing to piss away all future job prospects obtaining a PhD in ideological bullshit ... surely I would finally be positioned to achieve true fulfillment in the 2nd half of my life.”

— earliest known suicide note of the PostDocalypse, written circa 2019 on the back of a FAFSA print out

by Jarretocracy July 18, 2019

Postcutter

Derogatory term, Something your 50 year old dad might say to describe white trash people because sometime ago in the 1900s lower class people used to cut wooden posts for money

Jenna and her family sure look like a bunch of postcutters.

Mark is definitely a postcutter.

by Andyboi254 May 19, 2020

Post-mortem Stress

When a stressful situation has already been dealt with, but you still have leftover stress after it.

"I know I dumped Chad, but this post-mortem stress is just getting to me."

by FTOWC August 14, 2020

Post Malone

Austin Richard Post, better known as Post Malone or Posty, is an American singer, who is now 25 years old and lives in Utah. He is recognized for songs like: Better Now, Rockstar, Congratulations, Candy Paint, Sunflower, Go Flex and many more. He has 4 albums: Stoney (2014-2016) Aug 26 (Mixtape 2016) Beerbong & Bentleys (2016-2018) Hollywood's Bleending (2019) and is currently working on a new album. He is also recognized for being someone who has quite a few unique tattoos.

Post Malone is the best person and singer in the world. (for me)

by austin_malone0101 August 18, 2020

Post Mortem

A 14-minute video that is the universal cure all to the problems. Its effects include, lullaby music, music sampling, therapeutic music, ASMR, alarm clock, and other such uses.

Emico can't wait to help the sound team by sending another version of Post Mortem.

Whalesauce initiates the new recruits by sending them Post Mortem.

We were all mentally healed due to watching and hearing Post Mortem.

by Azuredesuuu December 17, 2020