clickbait porn

Porn videos you find on the internet, whose titles clearly made using keywords trying to get stupid 12 year olds to click. The content offers little to no anything and is extremely generic with terrible acting.

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by JacobTheJackhead November 9, 2020

Mars Porn

When any member of 30 Seconds To Mars or the Echelon posts tweets, Facebook posts, snapchats, InstaGram posts, et cetera that in any way triggers the world-wide Echelon family. Including but not limited to: Hurricane clips, The Kill clips, naughty photos, shirtless photos, close up of eyes/hair/beards/asses of any member of the band, hand/vein/back/legs/neck/eye/etc porn, clips from Jared Leto's films, vine clips created by Echelon and/or fans, any video where Jared's vocals are killing it, any video where Shannon is drumming, any video where Tomo or Stevie are shredding it, any update on new Mars things to come, any mention of touring or Mars' new album that's coming out et cetera

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Did you see the new J porn on Jareds snapchat?!

Mars is posting porn on Jareds sc again...new Mars Porn

by loralaimango November 16, 2016

Porn Jesus

A term used to define a well hung dark-haired male with a beard and long hair.

Damn, have you seen that porn Jesus over there? He's hot!!

by Ruby-Slippers July 25, 2016

spiderman porn

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by Horny Panda September 18, 2016

porn slapper

People on the Las Vegas Strip who hand out escort/stripper cards featuring scantily clad women. They attract attention by slapping the cards together.

If you're lucky a porn slapper might sell you their "Girls Direct to You" t-shirt.

by darkswitch July 28, 2010

porn rolled

To be 'porn rolled' is like being rick rolled but instead porn comes upon your screen

"Man I got porn rolled after I went to that site you gave me a link for"

by D.H.Skiiier August 11, 2009

Roadside Porn

When walking in country lanes and coming across a gap in the hedge, it's common place to discover Roadside Porn.

This can either be when porn is left abandoned in a bush, most of the time a pile of magazines that have had to be removed because of fear of being discovered when visitors 'pop round the house'. In some severe cases the roadside porn will be attached to bushes and trees in the clearing.

' Clare, Clare look what I found! '

'What?'

'It's roadside porn!'

'Eww!'

by lilmissmush February 6, 2010