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Police

A gang funded by armed robbery (taxes and tickets) bent on making any situation worse.

Typically populated by grown-up high school bullies, rapists, white supremacists and psychopaths.
A: Shit, what happened to your cat?
B: I called the police for help and they shot her off the tree.

A: Too black I guess.
by Luther Blisss December 7, 2021
mugGet the Policemug.

police tube

A person who impersonates police impersonators
That Police Tube has never spoke to or met Jeremy Dewitte.
by 2nd Other Brother November 29, 2022
mugGet the police tubemug.

alphabet police

The FBI, CIA, DHS, ATF - any American federal agency with petty bitches trying to arrest you for no goddamn reason
Can you believe they sent the Alphabet Police to Portland?
by Urban Toby August 24, 2020
mugGet the alphabet policemug.

Police record

Files/datas that are filled with someone's bullshits,or even worse, which are been kept by the police, in order to restrain your life as a punishment or to remember you forever.
By the time I applied a street-illegal exhaust in my motorbike, a cop's motorcycle caught me, and from now on, i own a police record.
by Xrousi March 10, 2022
mugGet the Police recordmug.

police raped

Where an officer or higher executive official is a victim of assault, usually sexually.
Yeah! Officer John was police raped!
by pleasedtoplease November 6, 2017
mugGet the police rapedmug.

Police Tube

A lifetime hypocrite that created a YouTube channel to humiliate Jeremy Dewitte for doing a better job of LARPing than he could himself.
Jeremy might be out on bond today, Police Tube has already made 5 videos, each 3 minutes long.
by TurboSBF June 30, 2023
mugGet the Police Tubemug.

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