Totem Pole 

Its a replacement word for "totally".

"Did you have fun at the party last night"?
"Totem Pole"

Totem Pole by J-Dogg77 August 10, 2018

soul pole dodger 

One who is owned by one or more Cunt Nazis. See Cunt Nazi

That little soul pole dodger just struck out. Fat Tyrone made her cum 3 times and wash his dirty underwear.

soul pole dodger by major_delmac May 13, 2005

south pole 

a slang definition for a males penis

i boned that bitch using my south pole

south pole by the man October 6, 2003

bat pole

The barrier between being completely erect and being soft. It hangs like a bat does between your legs and is somewhat hard - Bat Pole

Jesus did you see how hot Martha was last night? No man she wasnt to hot she just gave me a bat pole.

bat pole by austin H June 25, 2008

louisiana pole vaulting 

The act of masterbateing with a broom stick on top of a refrigator then jumping off when parrents return with out removeing broom. ergo impalline ones self. results resemble lousiana after huricane Katrina.

louisiana pole vaulting really hurts

louisiana pole vaulting by Daanile December 9, 2006

work it like a stripper pole 

what she did to my big-ass schlong last night and this morning

Baby, work my big-ass schlong like a stripper pole!

work it like a stripper pole by Nasty Nate June 20, 2003

fuck me silly with a telepnone pole

missed something that came back to bite ya in the ass
Thanks to gordie who fucked up a lot

the irs is going to audit you and you forgot something "well fuck me silly with a telephone pole"

fuck me silly with a telepnone pole by mike s April 5, 2005