potato wine 

A term used in reference to vodka, due to the fact that it is made from distilled potatos.

You're not supposed to let potato wine touch your tongue.

potato wine by EctoplasmOnToast May 4, 2006

Potato-N-Gravy 

A less obvious and crude way of describing cum and shit, which may be in the same place at the same time during gay sex.

"John fucked Edward's ass and as they climaxed and cummed, there was Potato-N-Gravy all over the place. On John's cock and a glacier of it in Edward's ass crack."

Potato-N-Gravy by Boo Boy May 28, 2008

potato anus 

when your anus is so stretched from extreme awesome butt sex it can perfectly fit a potato or other object that size.

Oh my god Ally has a potato anus! It's so gross!

potato anus by MrWolf5000 September 3, 2012

potato goggles 

You are said to be wearing potato goggles if you are primarily attracted to White people, especially if you are non-White.

Karl: "I think Kyle is super cute. I like his smile."

Davey: "I don't see what you see but I have potato goggles so what do I know!"

potato goggles by haveagooddavey January 7, 2017

potato chip 

- a person who's in front of the COMPUTER all day.

another version of the word couch potato (w/c means in front of the TELEVISION all day.)

- Oh you little geek, you've been chatting and browsing the net for 12 hours straight! You're such a potato chip!

potato chip by CyberJake June 11, 2006

potato hair

what they tell you is in your french fries....looks like a pube hair....

girl: OMG THERES A PUBE IN MY FRENCH FRIES!
chashire: NO ITS A POTATO HAIR!!!!!!
girl: A PUBE!!!!!!

potato hair by whateverdoesitmatter October 2, 2006

potato fever

A strong romantic attraction towards Irish people

Daisy instantly fell in love with that Irish man, she has got the potato fever!

potato fever by dessskris May 30, 2018