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piss weak

Something poorly made so it breaks easily, a person with absolutely no strength or courage, or a beverage lacking in flavour.
1.Don't buy those one-dollar screwdrivers again, they are piss weak and bend like nobody's business.

2.I was going to go around to Headly's house and kick his ass but the guy is so piss weak he'll probaby shit his pants and then there's no way I'm touching him.

3.This beer is like fizzy water, piss weak in fact.
by Papaver December 13, 2008
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piss-orientated

Becoming lost or confused as a result of alcohol
Where are we? I'm so piss-orientated
by Prof McJerkson March 14, 2007
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Piss Creek

A luxurious bush found in B1 (Brown Camp) at Reading Festival 2008.

This bush was used by thousands of unhygeninc, mud ridden people, who just wanted a remote, yet satisfying area to do what they do best.

Piss Creek was owned by Tiny Camp (headed by King Thom and his rabid minions)

Piss Creek was also very versatile; sometimes becoming "Shit Creek", "Vomit Creek" and in desperate cases "Cum Creek".

A points system was used as an advertising ploy for Piss Creek, whereby a person could gain 10 points for "twosies" (current record holder is Little Steve with over 120 points).
"Hmm I'm in B1 and I'm at least 5 minutes away from the nearest toilet, but I'm about to PISS MYSELF, what ever shall I do?"

"FEAR NOT! PISS CREEK IS HERE! 10 POINTS FOR TWOSIES"
by James O H October 16, 2008
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piss and miss

to delibrately miss the toilet when taking a piss
Person 1: wheres keller

Person 2: he said he had to take a piss

Person 3: ill check

Person 3: Kellers not here and the floor is wet he pulled a piss and miss
by IanAKAmoroN December 18, 2012
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piss beer

Dude, I'm so broke I'll buy piss beer.
by jlobabayyyyyyyy January 8, 2015
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Climate Piss

When you suddenly have to take a piss because of a large fluctuation in temperature. Like form an eighty degree day to the nice, cool, sixty five of your house.
When you get up in the morning, you take a piss. Seconds later, you're in the (hot, steamy) shower, and you have to take another piss. But, instead of getting out, you just end up pissing all over the tiles of the shower. Here is a clearly defined Climate Piss.
by Ben E. May 15, 2008
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Shit-Piss-Combo

The feeling of when you have to shit and piss at the same time thus being a Shit-Piss-Combo
where the fuck were you?
I was taking a shit piss combo

oh shit.
what is it?
I need to take a Shit-Piss-Combo!
by omfgwtfiwwye February 13, 2010
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