War Paint

To put on war paint one must perform oral sex on a menstruating woman with a tampon inserted. With all the pieces in place, the man removes the tampon from the womans vagina by grabbing the string of the tampon with his teeth. Once he has the tampon firmly clenched in his jaws, the individual proceeds to shake his/her head back and forth from right to left in order to administer the "war paint." (Braveheart style except for the hue of the paint is red instead of blue...hahaha, paint)

It was that time of the month for Jimmy's woman so he decided to go on the offensive and get his war paint on for the time of battle.

by Joel D May 6, 2008

Go Hard in the Motherfucking Paint

To pile at least 4 people into a basement bathroom, then proceed to smoke copious amounts of Marijuana using a vaporizer with the door closed, the fan on, the lights off, a strobe light flashing, and rave music plays on a nearby boombox/ghetto blaster.

Maria: "Hey, did you guys go hard in the motherfucking paint last weekend?"

Colin: "No, we couldn't. Nobody had a free bathroom for the night."

by SpudHawk August 14, 2012

paintballing

The act of performing cunnilingus on a woman while she is in her menstrual cycle and then proceeding to spit the blood into her mouth.

Man, I was eating my bitch out the other night and she didn't tell me she was on the rag so I got a mouthful and came up to kiss her and gave her a paintball.

My girl keeps trying to get me to eat her out on the rag so I'm thinking about paintballing her tonight.

by TheManInIndiana July 22, 2011

polock face painting

to cum on ones face, the act of cumming on anothers face

In the porn the man gave the girl a polock face painting

by Dawnson April 12, 2008

Paintball

A testicular disease which affects only artists and housepainters.

Won't you please give all you can to stop paintball in our lifetime? Phones are now open!

by Madmann October 10, 2005

painting the bus

what people say when they really mean they want to bang a pease (or someone of equal retardation)

Sean: i wanna be on you
Ashley: i wanna be a bus driver
Sean:maybe we can paint busses together or something.
Ashley: okay
Sean: by painting the bus, you mean, have sexual intercourse?
Ashley: mmm yeah take me to wonderland.

by vinessafhottie December 9, 2008

paint the bathroom a new color

The effect of an unfortunate and rare diarreal bowel movement consisting of a wide radius of projectiles outside of the commode area, resembling that of a bodily explosion from the anus.

Person one: "Who is holding up the line to the restroom? They have been in there for more than twenty minutes!"

Person two: "I don't know, but they must be painting the bathroom a new color!"

by kalcorn August 26, 2005