Poopy pants

Pants worn so low (especially by young men) that they look like they are carrying a diaper full of a massive load of poop.

His poopy pants joggers are extremely unattractive. Pull your pants up, luv

by ExoticRN October 14, 2017

butt pants

Those black opaque tights that girls where, mostly in college and in the colder times of the year. They really flaunt the postirier and the crotchal region in the front.

When I go to the college cafeteria, I feel like i could stick a finger up every girls butt through those butt pants.

by RubRocket January 27, 2009

Weiner pants

The condition in which a male finds his erect penis straining to escape from the clothing around it.

Named in honor of Representative Anthony Weiner.

Damn girl! That dress you've got on is giving me a serious case of the Weiner pants.

by Blaknail June 18, 2011

buffet pants

clothing that would be worn when going to eat at a all you can eat buffet, the pants would have an elastic waistline for easy expansion of the abdomen area.

hey nathan lets put our buffet pants on and go to the the chinese restaraunt.

by jay duncan September 24, 2005

baggy pants

When you leave your computer logged into to some session (email, chat room, etc) and step away from your computer without locking your screen, someone who notices this is allowed to sneak up and email or message anyone pretending to be you. Typically they will create a long, silly message (possibly admitting how you have always been a homosexual or something of that nature) and at the end put something about how you have "baggy pants."

Joe walked out of the computer lab still logged in to his email and I baggy pantsed the shit out of him on his fraternity list. Noob.

by rick_a August 17, 2010

pants

Something that gets in the way when your ready to do the bone dance.

Also.. a stupid word reffering to a "pair of pants", which makes no sense because its only one pant, yet nobody says "i bought a sweet pant yesterday", so it doesnt work that way.

I was tryin to fuck this bitch when i was drunk, but then i noticed my pants were in the way >.<!

by Habeeb June 27, 2006

green pants

a code word to use for marijuana. to be used when under close surveillence from family, and/or probation officers.

Hey can you bring over my green pants?

by Kat November 20, 2004