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Panda Express

A sexual position where the man takes a woman from behind, while holding her hair as she pukes.
The frat Bros cheered from their jeep as they passed the couple having a panda express in the parking lot.
by LES_LIZARD August 25, 2015
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Sneezing Panda

When you cum in a girls pussy and she queefs spraying a white mist like a sneeze. Similar to the popular sneezing panda YouTube video.
Nick: "Yo I was banging Dakota's sister Heather last night and I came in her and she queefed."

Brandon: " Oh man sneezing panda!"
by D Tausch March 20, 2011
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pandajew

That dude is pandajew.
by STNMN March 10, 2005
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Panda Face

Asian-American female who is somewhat overweight, usually due to having grown up eating the fatty American diet.
You: "Did you see that hot Asian chick back there?"

Me: "Yeah, she was alright but kind of a Panda Face."
by superwordsmith March 8, 2010
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Hell-Raising Panda

To perform sex in a lazy panda like position that requires a minimum penis size (or limp penis) yet raising all hell by screaming obnoxiously at each others faces.
"I hell-raised the fucking panda out of that bitch. Lets just say she will never experience a louder hell-raising panda again."
by Cornelius Ayre Akbar December 16, 2008
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Panda

1) A panda is a black person that dresses, talks, and/or acts white and loves Asian things, e.g. manga, anime, etc.

2) A panda is a white person that dresses, talks, and/or acts black and loves Asian things, e.g. manga, anime, etc.

3) A lazy person that much like a panda is too lazy to have sex and just eats instead.

4) A social event not focused in search for sexual conquest but instead to consume giant amounts of alcohol. In other words getting shammered.
1) Andre: Last night? I was was folding cloths while watching Naruto.

Deon: Panda.

2) Justin: Yo dawg you catch that bleach marathon on A.S. last night?

Bill : You're such a panda, dude.

3) Jenny: You want to have sex?

Jim: Nah. I just made tacos.

Jenny: Fucking panda!

4) Oh shit! This party is so panda.
by OMFGPANDA September 11, 2010
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Panda Bear

A chubby black guy who has alot of peta type, animal lover white girls on his jock.
Jenna: He's just like a big ol cuddly Panda Bear!
by major_delmac March 1, 2005
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