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Pakistani waffle

The pakistani waffle consists of sneaking into your friends room then proceding to defacate on his/her laptop keyboard. after this the laptop is place in the oven for a further 10 minutes.
Yo ahmed lets go make mike a pakistani waffle!!!
by ings August 20, 2010
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Fanny Packing

The act of storing a cell phone with a google map app in your fanny pack while having sex. The app keeps track of speed, distance and duration for you.
I was fanny packing this past weekend and it was fantastic.
by FancyNance August 31, 2011
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Dirty makka pakka

A Dirty Makka Pakka is where you masterbate Watching In The Night Garden. Making sure to last the whole theme song. And once your finished clean up with a circle sponge with a hole in it.
Carl: Hey Josh want to watch In The Night garden
Josh: only if we can both do the Dirty Makka Pakka
by KaleidoscopeAnal June 6, 2021
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Packing

When a rugby player or any other human passed out related to intoxication.. Pack their asshole with peanut butter.

Tools Need: Kitchen spatula, bulk size peanut butter, and human rectum. Optional: yellow cleaning rubber gloves for sanitation purposes.

Instructions: Depants him/her exposing their rectum. With kitchen spatula, accumulate a large amount of peanut butter on said kitchen spatula. If accomplice is available, don yellow gloves and generously spread the poor bastards ass cheeks, allowing to full exposure of spatula and peanut butter to anus region and spongy flesh (aka packing their ass with peanut butter). Clean up all evidence and leave the premasice. Ensure embarrassment there after/photography is encouraged and welcomed. Submit your evidence at www.yougotpacked.com
Hey, that guy is passed out over there.. We gotta do a packing and pack his assshole with some extra chunky Jiff.
by Left Eye Lopez December 14, 2013
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pakishop

No one truely means to cause offence by saying "Pakishop" the genral description of "Pakishop" is an asian run-convience store. This phrase is used as it is easier and more descriptive than saying "shop" or even "corner shop". Others people understand which store you are refering to when using the phrase "Pakishop" as it means:
"Nearest Asian-run convience store"
but it is a lot quicker to say.
"Just nippin' up the Pakishop for some bread Mom, do we need anymore milk or sugar?"
by LucifersTear August 2, 2005
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pakis

DONT BE HATlNG JUST CUZ WE HAVE CULTURE AND SEXY WOMEN!
paki women are hot 4 sho
dont be hatin cuz ur white chikks r damn ugly
by Bebe February 23, 2005
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Pakked

A term used by some people to describe being shagged by an Asian.
Hey - there's Shazza, I hear she got pakked on Saturday night behind the bus station.
by SlimRick September 27, 2008
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