Painful Martini

To give someone an assortment of different cuts, bruises, fractures etc.
Last week, I saw Mark, Gordon and Carl give the class nerd a hell of a painful martini.
by Doent August 25, 2018
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Left Testicle Pain Syndrome

When you have a pain in your left tedticle that after you have your pain you immediately get a hard erection that makes your cock 6 inches bigger then max mast and makes you cum 3-5 oz of semen
Oh no, I just had a left testicle pain syndrome episode, god everyone knows
by calicogaymencumpenis April 05, 2025
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Pain in the assness

A person who is so annoying, you have to make up a word.
by MinuteRiceMan May 24, 2017
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Pain in the bum

Omg the Skwirl is such a pain in the bum, reminds me of leni!
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Pain Shopping

Conducting investigations to confirm invited that your partner is cheating/lying on/to you.

Searching through your partner's phone, social media activity, following/surveiling them, and getting someone to "loyalty test" your partner, are all examples of this behavior.
I was pain shopping through his phone today to see if he's still liking that other chick's photos.
by December 03, 2022
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Pain O Soma 500mg

What is the pain o soma 500mg? ( Buysafemg.com)

Pain O Soma 500mg (carisoprodol) is generally known as a muscle relaxer. The medication works by blocking the transmission of pain sensations between the brain and nerves. Painkillers like Soma 500mg are needed along with rest and physical therapy. Thus, the medication may help in the process of treating muscle conditions such as pain or injury. Pain Soma 500mg must be taken for several weeks and only for short-term use because skeletal muscle injuries generally occur for a short duration.

What is the mechanism of action of Pain Soma 500mg?
Pain o soma 500mg, has a brilliant working mechanism to treat muscle-skeletal injuries. If used under the doctor’s prescription, Pain o Soma 500mg is beneficial to muscles for any kind of pain or injury, as well as provides a muscle relaxant. Carisoprodol is sold under the brand name Pain o Soma 500mg, which inhibits interneuron activity in the spinal cord and then descends to the reticular activating system. As a result, Pain o Soma 500mg treats muscle injury and acts as a muscle relaxant.
pain o soma 500mg treat muscle pain effectively
by skipper333 August 17, 2022
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Shit Shave Shingle Pain

The act of shaving one's chest before sexual intercourse and getting a Cleveland Steamer. Within the next few days your chest will begin to grow welts and develop hives. If shit shave shingle pain is not treated, puss will start to blowout of large shingle sized bubble growing on your chest. If small shit animals form, call a doctor immediately.
Jimmy'Why are there red bumps on your chest Steve?'
Steve'Ah, yes, it is because Shannon gave me Shit Shave Shingle Pain by shitting on my chest.'
Jimmy'Dumbass nigga.'
by carey elizabeth April 19, 2019
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