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Party Popper

When a girl is giving you head, just as you cum, ram your cock down her throat, your fingers up her nose and twat her in the belly. Since you've blocked up most of her, she will now proceed to involuntarily shit herself.
Sophie was blowing me last night, I gave her a party popper; the smell wass aweful but it was sooooo funny
by Frattasi January 26, 2009
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Property Forfeiture

The controversial and indirect act of surrendering rights, resources, and possesions(including children) to another person, group, or authority due to abuse, neglect, and overall stupidity on the part of the original owner(s). Necessitated by progress or changing local, national, and international advances in civilization and morals. Typically very beneficial in the long term to most of society.
Mark: Hey, why are you taking away my children!!!!
Officer: Your meth lab was endangering their lives.
Mark: I'm American, I have rights. This is fascism!
Officer: No, it's Property Forfeiture.
Mark: Can I keep my meth lab equipment?
Officer: No.
Mark: This is communism!
Officer: Get in the car.
by Melizza September 19, 2005
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Hula Popper

A Hula Popper is a ridiculous fishing lure that is mentioned ONLY by country music singers and the occaisional country music singer wannabe..and texans. It's a flipping lure. We refer this definition to Brad Paisley's song "Ain't Nothin' Like".
His song is a prime example of why people whose names sound like a yogurt/cereal should not be in the country music business. Not any music business for that matter. Not anywhere at all.
"Ain't nothin' like throwing a hula popper
Draggin' it across a spot a big 'un oughta be
And ain't nothin' like having him for supper
With some good hush puppies and some sweet iced tea"
by Vrai March 13, 2005
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Dingleberry Popper

Is someone who penetrates the anus also known as the poop shoot. While there is underwear lint, toilet paper, napkins etc. In the persons Bunghole that they are having sexual intercourse with
Person 1: Hey what's up man i expereinced a crazy situation last night

Person 2: What happend buddy ol pal?

Person 1: Well you see my girlfriend must of whiped her booty hole but got some toilet paper stunk in there. so i pulled out an i had clumps of shitty TP on my manhood

Person 2: Ohhh you mean a dingleberry?

Person 1: yesss exactly

Person 2: So your a Dingleberry Popper. My friend
by Mjay518 March 24, 2008
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prospericy

When the whole world knows something about you that you don't know about yourself: usually they won't tell you and keep it a secret for all of your life. It is not negative and there is no plotting against you.
Opposite of conspiracy.
Everyone knows that you have an abnormally small head but no one will tell you because it may be so devastating to you that you would kill yourself is a prospericy.
by Ken Bopec January 31, 2009
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Proper Flapjack

Term used to describe something that is "very good"
I like your footballing skills - they're proper flapjack.
by ouch_that_hurt August 20, 2010
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Properus

The feeling of satisfaction you get when you correct someone. (Usually one who you dislike)
Jimmy felt properus when he corrected Madisons false accusation
by Mike_16 October 30, 2016
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