Hym "Prison for Destiny! Cage the imposter! And then REE-lon... Pays the royalties on the AI dissertation... And everybody is happy. Everyone who matters at least."
by Hym Iam September 21, 2025
Get the Prison for Destinymug. Prison Slop occurs exactly two days after Thanksgiving:
It is the act of opening your 3 day, 2 night-old grey sweatpants only to release a humidity chamber into the room - with the slightest hint of old meat, proceeded by blasting stuffed-up butt-clusters onto a metal plate across the dinner table then asking your best pal to "eat it because its been locked up for a while".
It is the act of opening your 3 day, 2 night-old grey sweatpants only to release a humidity chamber into the room - with the slightest hint of old meat, proceeded by blasting stuffed-up butt-clusters onto a metal plate across the dinner table then asking your best pal to "eat it because its been locked up for a while".
by Dexterismycat February 9, 2024
Get the Prison Slopmug. When a man takes Picante sauce packets or plain salsa and covers another inmates asshole before pounding it
by Trash_mouth October 23, 2022
Get the prison salsamug. I don't need to go to prison and get raped just because YOU got raped, you piece of shit. And I don't have to spend the rest of my life in a echo chamber just so you can feel like your kids are safe or you can feel like I'm not better than you.
Hym "When I'm the one getting raped in prison it will be because and one because you never gave a shit about the law in the first place. You want your kids to dictate the lives of everyone around you and YOU ARE STALKING AND HARASSING ME INDEFINITELY AND I'M GOING TO MURDER YOUR KIDS FOR YOU DOING THAT YOU FUCK. I don't have to tolerate it and I've already tolerated it more than THE LAST GUY DID, didn't I? The last guy you did it to just shot up the school or something, didn't he? It wouldn't take you this long to learn your lesson if you weren't fucking retarded but, hey, maybe one more will do the trick, right? Oh what's that? The thing I said but about me?"
by Hym Iam August 14, 2025
Get the When I'm the one getting raped in prisonmug. Patient: "Hello, Doctor: I suffer from anxiety and depres-"
Doctor: "Xanniieesss!"
NEXT DAY
Patient: Excuse me officer how did i get here.
Officer: "You were found unresponsive in a stolen car with a dead baby in the back seat"
Patient: "They should call these things Prison Pills"
Doctor: "Xanniieesss!"
NEXT DAY
Patient: Excuse me officer how did i get here.
Officer: "You were found unresponsive in a stolen car with a dead baby in the back seat"
Patient: "They should call these things Prison Pills"
by puffingbillies December 11, 2022
Get the Prison Pillsmug. A name colloquially used to refer to coffee in the American prison system.
Source: Joe guerrero, After prison Show
Source: Joe guerrero, After prison Show
by Bigmacmeal April 21, 2018
Get the prison crackmug. by Ggtaa September 14, 2022
Get the Prison Pillowmug.