Jack portato

Stinks like poo cant drive and is built like a panda always is squinting hides in trees and stays in warm areas and is always aggressive when in your in its vicinity its slang word comes from the high mountains of Somalia where the villagers call it Jackyacks.

You are such a Jack portato

by Mr Gdem September 9, 2022

wrestlers portion

A large quantity of food that would not normally be deemed as acceptable to eat during one sitting

I've got a wrestlers portion of cereal in my bowl but the milk I've added is off

by Doomain November 1, 2022

Camp Pontiac

A sleepaway camp primarily made up of queers and crybaby’s

“Dude look at that homo, I bet he goes to camp Pontiac”

by Jawn-0 January 21, 2023

the portal

A website with the worst Interface imaginable made over 20 years ago by someone who didn't know what they were doing. despite this, schools, bureaucratic institutions, and some of the smartest organizations in the world use portals on a daily basis to gatekeep the most important information and documents of your entire life.

see also: Kafkaesque

Log on to the portal to submit your request for approval.
You can apply for financial aid through the portal
Before you can graduate, you must submit an 'intent to graduate form', which can be found on the portal.

by mrlegoboy July 11, 2023

alexzander portha

a mexican name of a guy who goes to meadobrook middle school in fort worth, hes super bad and is really weird

dont be a alexzander portha hes a bad guy

stop using bad alexzander portha words

by johnothan garza November 3, 2023

Wake Portal

During a game of Dungeons and Dragons, the male players circle round their DM, in turn feeding the DM their semen. Once everyone has ‘finished’ and the DM’s mouth is full, the player with the highest strength roll bonks them on the head, knocking them out, sending them to another ‘plane’.

“Our DM forgot to tell us about a door that was vital to the quest, so we circle jerked and sent him through the ‘Wake Portal’”

by FistiGuffs November 23, 2023

The Portable Cleveland Steamer

The original codename for the Valve Steam Deck.

Uh, the Portable Cleveland Steamer can be taken with you into the shitter, um, you know you can uh, it'll provide you some jack pleasure if your in the, eh, toilet, eh, you know, whatever you need it for.

by Funky Games January 27, 2024