Pooker

Somebody who smokes weed, but smokes it wrong, & then to fit into his/her legit-high friends, acts that there high, if there a first time pooker, and don't know what high feels like, they can be a total give away that they are not high.

:Duuude! I see unicorns!,

:Uhhmmm, you can't hallucinate from this drug pooker!

by Dgshh June 23, 2011

pooder

an indearing name for an attractive female

Hey ya pooder your lookin' hott can I get some digits.

by James April 21, 2005

pooker

Small, friendly, innocent creature (usually pink in colour). Has a tool implement instead of its left hand.

The eager Pooker rushed out onto the street and was hit by a car.

by Alex Sains February 18, 2004

Pooder

Pooder could mean 1.) shit. crap. whatever, or piss
2.) just a random mother fucking word.
3.) all the other definitions are wrong. thumbs up this one;)

1.) bobby theres pooder on your pillow. eeew.
2.) POODER
3.) no one knows what pooder is until they see this definition.

by itsrainingmen July 1, 2011

pooner

A person who sits at home (on a perfectly good evening for going out) and masturbates.

Anna aint at the party tonight because shie is a pooner.

by drohan - and the rest of the Guelph contingent August 25, 2002

pooder

A small fart. sounds similar to "pop"

Oops, i just let out a pooder.

by Johanna April 18, 2004

pooder

A strange magical box with a tv hooked to it. Has limitless amounts at the porn at the touch of a finger.

syn: computer

Bubba I need to come over and use you pooder while the old ladies visiting her ma.

by joebob83 October 12, 2006