Penis

Something I put in your mom last night ;)

YOUR mom : Whatcha got under those pants of yours ;)
Me(your new step dad that still don't love you) : the cause of your STDs ;)
*proceeds to play sword fighting with YOUR mom after we both take out our giant PENISES and starts dancing.
You(my step son that I DON'T love) : HOW CAN YOU DO THIS TO MY MOM
Me(10,11 buff cat with whiskers made from your mom's special nose hair) : Hey my step son that I DON'T love, I just gave YOUR mom what she wants ;)
You(my step son that I DON'T love) : How could you guys do it without me?!!
*Everyone proceeds to unscrew their penises and throw them into the trash.
YOUR mom : Y'know what, we shouldn't let this penis break our family apart.
*She says as she throws her penis into the air and it explodes.
*Then we lived happily ever after with YOUR mom and my step son that I DON'T love.

by 10,11 Buff Cat Dilf June 18, 2022

Penis

British slang for idiot/fool/knobber

The man is a masssive penis.

by Spinkstein September 19, 2017

penis

The part of a man's body that he uses when getting a blow job.

Both me and my girlfriend consider my penis to be user friendly.

by KulaiKhan March 1, 2017

penis

haha, you know what a fucking penis is

dirty fucker
penis

by the fucking wizard ass hoe July 6, 2016

Penis

A penis fun to play with but not to eat😁

Girl1 isn't his penis so fun
Girl 2 yea but don't eat it

Girl 1 yea he wouldn't like that

by That will August 10, 2017

Penis

Also known as “the wonder stick,” the human penis is a tool used by men to spread their army of seman and eventually over-rule the universe.

“Kim jong un is only the supreme leader because of his penis.”-Donald Trump

by Don Wayne May 19, 2019

penis

a penis is a boys pp and before they go to bed they play with it and check it out. and they pray every night that there penis will get bigger so they can get all the ladies. so boys get you penis worked up

penis means it can be used to make children

by biffyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy November 24, 2018