Peni

The plural of penis

"Wow look at all of those peni!"

by Yer m8 June 16, 2017

Penis

The item most commonly used to ease a bitchs carnal needs and or the shredder of all things good!

8 inches ha, I remember when I had my first beer.

~ Pornstars every where~
I can't walk straight i think it was his penis.

by Well_shit88 January 11, 2016

Penis

haHAha

Me: Penis
Not me: haHAha

by MrMrKeeper November 17, 2020

Penis

Idk I'm just bored.

Penis... Honesty who the fuck searched this up.

by Don't Trust Strangers April 21, 2020

Penis

A limb that males have which are sometimes filled with bodily fluids sometimes orange juice and it makes it hard. When it is soft you can't have those sweet babies my dudes.

DUDE I think I have a penis filled with banana coffee...

by I'm a weirdo on urbandictionry March 12, 2017

Penis

Dick

Wow look at dicks penis

by Miamagoster July 6, 2018

Penis

Something I have but no One else does

I HAVE A PENIS!

by TheCoon87 June 30, 2016