Dutch Oven

The act of trapping someone usually one's significant other under the covers of bedding, i.e Duvet or blanket, and passing wind, resulting in the other person inhaling or suffocating from the inhalation of passed wind.

"when me and my wife were in bed, I covered her in my duvet and gave her a dutch oven"

Dutch Oven by Chalkinator January 1, 2026

Damp Oven

A consistently wet vagina, meat wallet, pink taco, whisker biscuit and/or fur burger that's warm as an oven set to 350*

*Man, can someone put an "out of order" sign on Nikki's damp oven?!?!

*Brookes damp oven is a cornucopia of bad decisions!

Damp Oven by MyCouchPullsOut👀Dont February 6, 2026

Dutch Oven

Okay, I can speak and write French because it is a language we use to define love such as the French Kiss apatei tatetu kisa la paris' jefue yet to speak Dutch in common use is to lift your blanket in your marriage bedroom and unforgiveably pass odors while you hoard her otherwise hold her hostage because you dont realize you actually have to take a shit.

Damn I was hiking the incline and a Lord Fread of the Dutch oven said he did that with his wife from West Virginia

Dutch Oven by Atom Ekwillz Adam July 16, 2026

Bake in oven 

Bake in oven is the equivalent to "burn in hell", but said nicely it doesn't sound as bad. This definition comes from the "unique" minds of Jennifer and Annie.

I hope that behatch bakes in oven.

Bake in oven by MexicanShortie January 10, 2005

Modified Dutch Oven 

Similar to a standard Dutch Oven however you hock a loogie on the ceiling above the head of the person you are attempting to Dutch Oven. The person is then forced to choose. Option #1 let the loogie fall and hit them in the face or Option #2, pull the covers over their head and hold their breathe until the loogie falls, thus self inflicting the Dutch Oven.

Hey Jonny how did that Modified Dutch Oven Go last night? Great she went for option 2 and ran out of breathe. She ended up with both options.. It was EPIC>>

Modified Dutch Oven by vinnypo3 March 19, 2011

cookin' onions in the oven 

The act of stuffing a girls vagina full of onions, and then proceeding to eat her out until all the onions are gone.

Luke: Hey man, have you seen the onions around?

Tyler: Ya, sorry! I was cookin' onions in the oven with my gf last night!

cookin' onions in the oven by Not Mike M November 15, 2013

Easy bake oven 

The process of pouring cake batter into a vagina and baking the batter for a week. After a week of cooking the male then eats the cake out of the vagina.

I heard Joe and Sally made an easy bake oven and joe loved the cake.

Easy bake oven by Big D lover August 27, 2014