Road Pest

Someone who is a bad driver. Can be classified as two types;

1: the aggressive road pest ( one who speeds recklessly, drives beyond his/her ability, passes maniacally in the slow lane, waits until the last possible second to merge when lane is ending)

2: the oblivious road pest ( drives slowly in the passing lane, changes lanes without looking, varies their speed while driving on highways constantly)

"I hate driving through that part of the city - it's chock full of road pests!"

by AubCat March 24, 2020

road rules

a reality television show that originated on MTV that has 6 people live in a motor home, travel, and complete missions such as bungee jumping or eating bugs for money and prizes.

That guy Donell from the show "road rules" really sucks!

by stillettobob July 18, 2003

technology of the roads

A very stupid term used to describe something someone might say who has never seen a common road before. To them, it is very new "technology" even though to most people, roads are taken for granted often, and seen as just a normal part of day-to-day existence.

Person 1: what the hell is that strange thing? And what are those things moving on top of it?
Person 2: That's a road, and those are cars.
Person 1: What is this strange technology of the roads you speak of?

by Derp'zy Entertainment Official May 9, 2016

iron road

Synonym for railways, call so because tracks used to be made from irons

Trains run on iron roads

Iron roads are fun

Iron roads aren’t always made from iron

by I ❤️ baguette 🥖 September 12, 2021

road wobbler

A vehicle that appears to be unsteady or wobble when going down the road, similar to a pull toy with the wheels offset. Also, a person who is operating a vehicle in a manner that causes the above appearance.

John is very unsteady on his bike, he is a real road wobbler.

by gdawd49 August 1, 2009

Road Slice

When a girl is giving you road head and you accidentally hit a pothole... and she has braces...

"I had to go to the ER the other day"
"What happened?? Are you okay?"
"Not good, man. I was driving with Sarah the other night and she gave me a road slice."

by Alex'sMomHasGotItGoinOn November 22, 2022

road cola

a cola one would take with them drink on the road after leaving a party. i.e. bud or pbr

kenny powers

"ima take me a road cola to help me on the drive home"

by chris the pirate lip January 30, 2010