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office space

(v. followed by an object) to obliterate an inanimate object of your frustration for its failure to work. Based on the film Office Space.
I office spaced my DVD player when it didn't work anymore.

I like to office space things when I cannot stand them anymore.
by Ereck Flowers April 7, 2011
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offing

Action taken by a mafia boss against certain individuals that have fallen out of favor with the organization.
Upon learning that an associate had misappropriated funds belonging the organization, the Don had to make the difficult decision of ordering the offing of the misguided associate.
by RunningMama_26 April 22, 2016
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Beat Office

My boss is stressing me out, but I'll feel better once I go beat office.
by Ollie Tabooger_42 July 15, 2011
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officer friendly

the name of the police officer who unjustly beat, arrested, or even killed someone. Made famous by Jello Biafra and punk bands like leftover crack
We were just leaving the show when officer friendly beat me across the head with his billy club.
by EVC June 28, 2007
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offie

John is an offie because he likes to talk shit about people behind their back
by luke October 14, 2003
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Police Officer

1. The people with the shiny badge and gun.

2. People that put up all that yellow tape.

3. People that shove you away when you try to see whats happening on the other side of the yellow tape.

4. People that yell at you for no good reason and make you
feel bad.

5. People you run from when you did something wrong or something that will make them mad.
Bob: Look its a police officer
Jimmy: Run like hell!!!
Bob: Why are we running?
Jimmy: Because I slept with that cops girlfriend last week.
by $LAYER November 17, 2005
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loan officer

I great guy who gets screwed by jackass customers over 500 dollar fees, which he gets half of in commision and no base salary. Real estate Agents hate them. See Real Estate Agents for complete rant about how much peices of crap they are.
I, Mr loan officer, made 300 bucks and forgot to charge the fee, and customer told me to go to hell and laughed. All this after a months worth of work.
by Hot redhead July 29, 2007
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