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bakery oven

Like a Dutch Oven, but by stealth and possibly without the duvet over the head. You just catch a whiff, as though walking past a bakery.
The missus bakery oven'd me. I rolled over in bed and thought the septic tank had backed up.
by MC Waitrose Essentials December 28, 2020
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Dutch Oven

When a group of mates get stoned in a small & trapping all the smoke by closing windows and doors filling the room with Bong clouds.
In high school, Me & My Eshay's would all chuck in for a sesh. My bedroom became a Dutch Oven & We'd be Cooked!
by BJneedz August 5, 2022
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crotch oven

1-When your crotch gets so hot and sweaty during the day, your underwear starts to turn tan. More common in grown men.

2-When you put someones face in your crotch.
1-He has quite the crotch oven.
2-SURPRISE CROTCH OVEN!
by holyshitsnotburger January 1, 2017
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vermont oven

much like a dutch oven but instead of farting in your own blanket and exposing it to yourself u fart in a friends blanket (sleeping or awake) and put it over his or her head.
Dylan: "Bob are you awake?"
Bob: zzzzzzzzz
Dyan: im goin to vermont oven this SOB..... Lifts bobs blankets and rips a huge fart.
Bob: takes a huge wif while sleeping. "WTF was that"?

Dylan: "haha u just got vermont ovened!!!!"
by 2 people September 6, 2009
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Oven penelope

Oven penelope - a gay very very short person thinks he is super tall but he is 4’9 he is also related t ketamine Kyle
M - do u know oven penelope

S - ayip
by tescolad123 August 8, 2019
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Down oven

The act of entrapping noxious fart(s) underneath a down comforter, which allows for the build up of odor until the comforter is lifted by an unsuspecting partner; releasing the aforementioned odor into their face. In effect a time lapsed or extended Dutch oven.
I had been farting sporadically for an hour or so, when I rolled over and lifted the comforter and he realized the full force of my down oven.
by crock pot betty November 25, 2011
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Describing a situation in which although you have a great opportunity to do something awful, it does not mean you should do it.
Person 1: "Yeah so hes just standing near the edge, why wouldn't we push him?"

Person 2: "You wouldn't bake a cat if it jumped in the oven!"
by Laapwing May 19, 2024
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