Nitiebonics

(n.) An accidental English-derived language created via typographical errors made during social networking interactions.

Person 1: "I teakly lovr thr new Lsdy Gsga biseo"
Person 2: "WTF? Are you speaking in nitiebonics?"

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by Professor XXX August 17, 2011

Noitem

A person with nothing inside of them, they're empty; nothing.

Sally is such a noitem it's almost sociopathical. Ernie has become a noitem from the callous events in his life.

by Lotty123456789 May 11, 2012

noiteka

Pronunciation: noy-TEK-a

Verb
Present tense ("noiteka"): Getting brunch and reading a book
Past tense ("noitekked"): Got brunch and read a book
Future tense ("noiteka"): Going to get brunch and read a book

Noun ("noiteka"): I majored in noiteka and computer science.
Proper noun ("noiteka"): He's a total noiteka <can have derisive connotation of being too easygoing or lazy; can also have a complimentary connotation of being thoughtful and cultured>

"What are you doing tomorrow?" "Noiteka, then tennis"
"What are your hobbies?" "I like eating and I like books, so basically noiteka"
"See you tomorrow for noiteka?"
"What are you doing now?" "Noiteka, and talking with you!"

by ProfessionalNoiteka October 19, 2013

Notherface

1. A woman who has a inncredibly nasty head of hair E.G greasy, dandruff and stinky all apply, who also has a pretty face and a fine looking body

Jimmy:Damn homie look at that girls body.

Luke: Yeah Jimbo, I tried talking to her earlier, bitch got white flakes all up in her hair, shits jankey. She a Notherface

by Link91210 October 28, 2013

note guy

A 'secret' code name used for an extremely cute guy. Usually, this is used for boys named Ryan or Reece.

These guys are admiring to girls and girls just can't get enough of him.

*walks around*

Girl 1: hey! Look it's Ryan!

Girl 2: shhh...remember, it's Note Guy?

by Butterfly Dots xx December 3, 2013

Note Finger

The residue of ink that accumulates on the ring finger while writing.

"Fuck, I got a bad case of Note Finger after Mr Jefferson's class".

by not behind you July 14, 2015

NOIELP

NOIELP, is an expression to be used as a verb, noun or anything else you bloody well want to use it as. It means anything you want it to mean and can be used in any and all Situations

NOIELP Originally a contraction of the words "WELP" and "NOICE".

by Let me live November 22, 2015