Work Dick

When one cannot obtain an erection because they have worked too many hours of overtime.

My wife wanted me to take her to pound town last night but I had Work Dick.

by Nawdawg May 9, 2021

work-smart

The idea of dressing yourself in an acceptable and appropriate way at work, no matter what mood you're in, what the weather is like and what your mates wear. Many people do not understand the effects of this, it can have a detrimental effect on your ability to get involved with the 'work group', as such it is imperative one dresses appropriately

Matt - Mohsin, what is that jumper ur wearing?

Mohsin - A zip up jumper

Matt - A zip up jumper??? -THAT IS NOT WORK-SMART

by BGD_13 March 14, 2012

Work and Bake

(verb) being perpetually stoned, at work
(noun) a person who is perpetually stoned, at work

Eric just ate five doughnuts, and then took twenty minutes to clock in. He's definitely a work and bake.

by go out laughing October 4, 2016

Work rec

To fight or put in “work” within a prison’s recreational area.

This public announcement goes out to all you bitch ass n****s that motherfuckin claim that I’m a false blood. Bitch, call me out and see if I’m a motherfuckin false blood. You n****s don’t work rec. Su wu, bitch ass n****s.

by 69ingObama May 13, 2021

Work Songs

These songs were sung while slaves were at work. These songs told stories and helped them get through thier hard days of work.

Tell what the hobo told the bum,
If you get any corn-bread save me some.

A nickle's worth of bacon, and a dime's worth of lard,
I would buy more but the time's too hard.

by Kimberly Vaught July 8, 2004

work it baby

An exclamation of encouragement from a gentleman to a female friend when she is endeavouring to achieve a goal.

1. "Oh yeah! Oh..oh yeah..yeah...yeah..there, yeah...thats right, work it baby...work it..yeeeeaahh!!

by Burning blue soul March 27, 2017

Work Missus

A work missus is a girl at the office who you would like to get jiggy with and you have told your co-workers about these feelings. After which she is then allocated as your work missus and no other co-workers should be approaching her in predatory or flirtatious manner.

Any breach of this policy can cause conflict in the office hence the need for a strictly enforced work missus system. Harbouring feelings for another man's work missus is known as having a secret work missus and can not be discussed.

John, "Louise, is looking fine today, I would like to get my hands on her". "Sorry John she is Richard's work missus, you will have to find another".

by Belgraviadan September 19, 2016