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nextflix

The upcoming movies in your Netflix queue.
My 2 nextflix are due to arrive on Wednesday after I mail back what I just watched.
by the P@ April 2, 2007
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Netflex

Being really good at watching Netflix. This is comparable to any other hobby and requires great skill to really master.
Teacher: what are some of your hobbies?
Student 1: rock climbing, scrapbooking, and planking
Student 2: I mostly netflex
by Madswagatron June 13, 2015
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Netflixing

V. To screw the consumer over viciously by jacking the rates of whatever service you provide.
Reed Hastings, Steve Swasey and all their investor fanboys laughed piggishly as they gathered around the gargantuan mahogony conference table to pitch new ways of Netflixing their hardworking loyal customers.

"Maybe we can Netflix our customer base by jacking the rates again right around Christmas this time," said Hastings

"I can tell the public the total 78% price hike from two seperate increases since last September amount to no more than two lattes at Starbucks. A mere triffle. Hahahaa" said Swasey

(Chorous Laughter and Guffaws from the boardroom stacked with fat, double chinned, sweaty, corporate shills )

"I'm so tired of getting netflixed every 4 months just to stream these crappy "whimsy, romantic, cerebral comedies based on award winning Burkino Fasan biographies" that Netflix recommends. And why the hell am Ipaying to recieve stream these "new" releases 10 months after Amazon Prime and Redbox have them?" said the Ex Netflix customer
by We Da Ppl July 14, 2011
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Netflixia

Not being able to decide watch to watch on Netflix.
Jane spent 40 minutes browsing through Netflix but alas, a decision was never made. She had Netflixia and couldn't decide what to watch.
by j72013 December 17, 2014
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Nutflix

Renting softcore adult movies over Netflix, particularly streaming them over XBOX Live with the hopes of busting a nut.
Guy: "Man, I added Boyz Life 6 to my instant queue on Nutflix last night and sat through the whole thing without busting a nut."
Guy #2: "Aww, damn that sucks man. Next time try Boyz Life 7. Lots of cock, I blew my load everywhere!"
by 69 Cowboys January 10, 2010
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Netflixia

A violently wide spreading condition that affects billions around the world as they uncontrollably use the media broadcasting service Netflix

Side effects include
1.Disconnection from Peers
2.Gain in Weight
3.Vitamin D Deficiency
4.Rise In Internet Bill
5. Approaching Death
Dalton: Joe! where the have you been i haven't seen you in a week
Joe: I got netflixia from watching Orange Is The New Black
by Waffleking72 August 27, 2015
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Netflaxin

Watchin Netflix and relaxin.
Me and my girl be Netflaxin every Sunday for date night.
by Porsche&Beanna August 31, 2016
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