Milf waxer

A professional at going down on women and rubbing his bald head in there no no square , for both removing hair and keeping a super shine on his bald head.

How do you keep your head so shiney and smooth? I use that milf waxer.

by Arodnation636 February 18, 2021

Milf cupcake

A badass chick. One of the most beautiful people you’ll ever meet. Incredible green eyes, and legs that don’t stop. She has a great sense of humor, is always willing to laugh with y

You should get yourself a milf cupcake, you’ll have the time of your life

by Fireside-94 September 28, 2022

Milf express lane

Fastest route possible to your moms front door. Also could be fastest route to moms back door.

Man it's been a long day, going to take the milf express lane before heading home.

by What you looking at my gut fer January 16, 2019

Fur milf

A fur milf is a fur mom you would like to fuck, similar to a milf but different in that she has no kids and is compensating by having a fur baby.

Damn that girl at the dog park is such a fur milf, id like to give her the bone and have her roll me over.

by Furmilflover June 05, 2020

maria milf

Maria milf is an expression of a sexy person. The expression is from sweden.

Boy: Maria milf
Other boy: WHO!!!
Ooooh What a sexy one!

by Milfer69lover December 11, 2016

chardonnay Milf

Soccer mom who is always swilling white wine at Bridge Club, Garden Club, Book Club, Junior League and the like. Her children are merely accessories to her social life. but a MILF.

yooo look at that chardonnay Milf i gotta clap

by Dreach September 23, 2022

milf jin

Milf Jin is basically Kim Seokjin, but as a milf🥶🥶

Milf jin is sexy🤑🤑🤑

by Sun Cloud October 11, 2020