mario

a dumb ass short kid whos a try hard and gets a 105% on his projects cause hes that much of a tryhard, hes also like 5'0 and thinks hes taller then u but hes not cuz hes a lil tiny bitch that is a hella dry texter and needs to get thrown across the cafeteria

someone: ew whos that, hes so short

someone else: must be a mario 🤮

by gothboi cinnamon roll December 6, 2019

mario dance

All I can say is that its just hilarious.

Hey wanna do the Mario Dance?

LOL

by KinniStyle August 3, 2007

goomba mario potato

famous man who is the creator of all joy and happiness on this planet as thou named earth

Person: hey do you like goomba mario potato
goomba mario potato: i

by mokosawh June 2, 2024

Mario

Mario is the worst kind of people if you see him run cause he comes from a Italian descent and will eat you up like meatballs. He always has something to say and it is alright until he gets butthurt and mad. Mario is somewhat a girl but his attitude and his manly beard make it different. If he lived in the 1930s he will be getting all the hoes cause he really likes his guys. To wrap it up Mario can be a hardworker so he comes home smelling like dead meat and piss, but after all he will always be the wonderful amazing Mario all of us love.

Ese Mario come through

Nah foo im with my man
Ohh ok my bad u still wanna blaze it later

Nah im good im blazing my boyfriends dick

Alright peace out

by Headahhs March 22, 2019

Youngin Mario

An Instagram troll that likes to target innocent civilians

Look at Youngin Mario doing his thing again

by Basketball_DTQ May 31, 2022

Mario Fucker

An italian mother fucker, or someone that wants to fuck mario.

Bro, look at Marco over there. He's such a mario fucker.

by anonymous June 6, 2024

new super Mario Bros wii

Fun gaem to plae for Mario hehe

You: I'm going home now

Your friend: why so early
You I'm going to play new super Mario Bros wii with my mom

Your friend: can I play to
You: ok

Random stranger: ohh ohh can I play toooooooo
You: are you under 21
Stranger: uhh...yeah sure
You: ok

by new super Mario Bros wii July 17, 2022