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1. (John) A football icon who has a line of EA NFL games named after him. He coached the Oakland Raiders to a victory in Super Bowl XI against the Minnesota Vikings. He also has a habit of making obvious observations as a football analyst

2. (Benji, Joel) Either of the 2 brothers in the band Good Charlotte (GC), who play a terrible live show and sold out upon the release of their single "Lifestyles Of The Rich And Famous". To be avoided at all costs.
1. John Madden: "I think the team that scores the most points tonight is going to win this football game, Al"
Al Michaels: "Right you are, John."

2. Let's go punch the Madden brothers in their respective vaginas.
madden by oberchode April 15, 2006
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Maddison 

An extremely intelligent brunette, who values her education more than boys. Maddison appreciates nature and loves animals. A performer, who always wants to be front and center, as the star of the show. Maddisons tend to be talented actresses and dancers and committed to school. She stands up for what she believes is right. Maddison is always looking to please others (whom she looks up to). Maddisons are talkative, fun, sensitive, gorgeous, loyal friends, nice, intuitive, determined, strong-willed, persistent, loving, creative, smart, and natural leaders.
Maddison is a great friend, she's always there for me.
Maddison always gets the highest grade.
Maddison always gets the lead roles.
Maddison by Noel96 April 12, 2011

John Madden 

Boom, another Boom, and another Boom!
John Madden: "....erhagaheghagergha, and BOOM! erhgagharhgaaghara.."
John Madden by JMlovaah May 17, 2008

john madden 

(A) an amazing guy who won't work that hard but will no matter what be hugely successful because of the original gangsterness of the john madden,
(B) a rare case where someone is named john madden and everyone asks him if "the john madden" is related to him, and john madden always makes up stories about being related to this "the john madden"
(C) a drunk koala bear that just found out it had 37 different kinds of STD's
John Madden is failing school - Mr. Meterson
But he managed to get into Harvard because he is a stellar person - Ms. Very-Sexy-Lady-With-A-Desire-To-Bang-John-Madden
john madden by johnmaddenisme January 31, 2009
someone who is precious, pretty, perfect and will forever be loved and appreciated.
maddi, ur precious, pretty, perfect and i will forever love n appreciate u
maddi by therealgodofeverything November 5, 2018
to act EXTREME in every way imaginable
you're so maddi you crazy critter
maddi by fat granny and co. July 25, 2006

maddison 

smart beautiful always giving anything a go cares way to much for other people and has a new beautiful hairstyle every week. always laughing and mucking about!
poorsweettoughloudcheerfulopenmindedtakenhillariousfunnycutesexymaddison
maddison by jaguardice February 3, 2010