mondaytarded

1. adjective relatively slow in mental or emotional or physical development on Mondays

2. adjective Occurring or developing later than desired or expected on Mondays; delayed on Mondays

Mondaytarded often occurs when, after partaking in a large volume of alcohol or drugs over the weekend, one returns to work on Monday and is expected to function as normal. Unable to perform at 100%, a state of Mondaytardedness ensues. This condition can persist until the next weekend, where the individual does it all over again.

Joe drank an excessive volume of alcohol on both Friday and Saturday night. What he remembers of either night is vague at best. He lays around all day Sunday in hopes of recovery. Monday, he gets to work and spends half the day drooling over himself and trying to quietly squeeze out beer farts. He manages to get a report finished full of spelling errors and tastless side jokes. Mondaytarded.

by Phil M September 28, 2009

Mondayhole

Another term for "asshole".

She was so drunk she let me stick it in her {Mondayhole}.

by BTC77 April 6, 2010

Monday Morning Hangover

When a girl tells you Sunday that she is leaving you, so you get extremely drunk that night, causing the hangover to fall on Monday morning. At this point, you would wake up, realizing you are now alone, causing a second major blow to your face. This feeling is described as the "Monday Morning Hangover"

I'm not going to make it to work, I have a Monday Morning Hangover.

by blah7890 September 27, 2010

Mondo Handshake

While having anal sex with a girl, you reach around insert your fist into her vagina and give yourself a hand job through the lining.

I was having sex with a stripper who had a loose buthole, so I reached around and fisted her equally lose vagina and squeezed my penis through the lining to give myself a mondo handshake!

by itsgotom August 11, 2013

Mondex

Theres 2 parts of bunnell; the blacks on one side and whites on the other, sperated by the traintrack, the rednecks,racists, or just really slow people live behind the train track their over there drinking beers and fucking their cousins.

"yo where you live?"
"bunnell"
"oh my nigga thats whats up what part?"
"mondex"
"scratch that yous a dub nevermind shiiii, you be fucking yo cousins!"

by makaylalagos February 6, 2017

blonde monde

a "blonde world" in incorrect French. Used to define bars and establishments with a profusion of blonde customers or waitresses.

Dude, restaurant is a total blonde monde.

by Trampoline January 9, 2010

Patty O' Mondays

It's the place to go!

Whenever it's sunny, or full of snow, Patty O' Mondays is the place to go!

by meggie-YO December 7, 2009