Mississippi Penis Whistle

A Mississippi Penis Whistle involves a person blowing air through a "Prince Albert" piercing with no stud jewelry in it, producing a whistle-type noise.
Man 1: Yo I heard Maggie gives mad head.

Man 2: Yeah g she even gave me a Mississippi Penis Whistle.

Man 1: Nice dude.
by PenisWhistler February 03, 2023
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mississippi hotdog

slathering your dick in mustard and ketchup putting it between a hot dog bun and feeding it to your significant other until mayonnaise comes out
imma introduce my girlfriend to a real mississippi hotdog
by IM IN YOUR WALLS December 20, 2023
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mississippi shoe shine

When a man is using a urinal and pees on the shoes of the man next to him.
Hey, Greg! I totally gave that dude a Mississippi shoe shine in the bathroom!
by tiggytigwam January 21, 2018
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Mississippi But-Fuck

When a female wears an oversized camel hoodie and proceeds to put it over her eyes as a man puts soy sauce and peanut butter on her ass and inserts his shaft into the dirt road.
Wow hunny, that was an amazing Mississippi But-Fuck last night!
by Motorboater300 December 24, 2024
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Mississippi Road stop

Find a crippled woman at a rest stop bathroom taking a shit and give her a swirrley while hooking her asshole with the hooked end of her cane.
Mark gave Maria a "mississippi road stop" off hwy 95.
by Dirty Jimmm April 08, 2022
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mississippi reverse card

When you blowin' ya homie and he blows into your mouth then you blow his load in his butthole.
I was hanging out with my bros and before I knew it I was on my knees gettin' a mississippi reverse card.
by nydoei November 21, 2021
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Mississippi Mouthwash

Rimming your partner right after they take a dump, and repeatedly rinsing your mouth out with water until the water is no longer brown and the anus is sparking clean.
Mary Alice was upset when she was out of toilet paper, but Roger said "don't worry baby, I can give you the Mississippi mouthwash".
by LaShondralah Jones May 08, 2025
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