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Mississippi Muzzleloader

The act of packing your ball sack into a woman’s asshole using your dick as the ramrod.
I gave my cousin Sara a Mississippi Muzzleloader yesterday after church.
by Y0 N3PH3W. January 5, 2023
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Mississippi mud hound

When you are banging McCarthy’s mother in the poop shoot, then clean your dick on her pillow shoving her face in it for being a dirty girl. Don’t confuse it with Mississippi blood hound.
I Gave your mom a Mississippi mud hound, you shouldn’t kiss her. Who’s a bad girl!
by McCarthy’s mothers lover November 27, 2021
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Mississippi Shuffle

A sprint, usually over 100 meters, barefoot in the snow
Tom: "Hey Steve, you up for a Mississippi Shuffle?"
Steve: "Loser gets punched in the face."
by imthemostamazing January 1, 2010
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mississippi iced tea

The act of pouring the confections of iced tea (sugar, tea leaves, ice etc..) into an old black women's vagina. Then opening her vagina and drinking the sweet iced tea
Jack preformed a Mississippi iced tea with the old lady down the street.
by Steve6987654321vagina September 11, 2013
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Mississippi veins

When the veins on a penis are very large and branch off like the Mississippi River.
I fucked a guy last night and the veins on his dick were like the Mississippi River.

I heard that Wilson has Mississippi veins on his cock.
by Buttercup$&#^ March 22, 2024
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Mississippi Fire Spitter

When a male and male, or male and female have sex in an extremely hot climate or room and the penis and testicles become hot and act like an oven on the mans genitals warming up his semen until he ejaculates a steaming hot pile of ejaculate on to the partners face like a flamethrower. This has resulted in 2nd degree burns for some unfortunate users
Me and Yessica fucked on the hottest day of the year in our tiny bedroom while we were on holiday in Bangkok and It was so hot I accidentally gave her a Mississippi fire spitter.
by thelightlysqueezeorange July 23, 2016
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Mississippi Meat Munch

The act of your first cousin giving you a blowjob and right before ejaculation, you uppercut her bottom jaw.
Did y’all here about Jeff, he got a Mississippi meat munch and now he’s in the hospital.
by anonymous October 13, 2023
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